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So I hear all this talk about 'Googling' people now-a-days to see if they're evil freaks and what not. And honestly, talking to folks about it and what they've dug up has got me a bit skeert. I mean, how do I know I'm not some crazy axe-murding pedophile nazi? So, just to be on the safe side and keep me safe from myself, I threw up a search on my own name. And this is what I found.

[url=http://sbritt.com/#>Enter]

Apparently I'm worse then I thought. Someone notify the police.

The internet police.

Further digging has found that I'm also a professor of molecular whosiwhatits and a Christian novelst.

I've also published a few childrens books. And here I thought I'd never accomplish anything with my life.

You need to cut back on your multiple personalities, Steve :(, they're slowly taking over your life. You'll soon end up sleeping even longer than you realize, and those personalities will totally start making plans to blow up credit card companies.

That's okay. According to Google, I am either a schooner or a crappy metal song, depending on whether I use my real name or online handle. <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

I'm a boring blogger and a Liberian ... guy. Schveet. <p><hr />
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I'm in porn!.....And a bald arch nemesis with lots o cash! :D:D:D

I'm an American Social Critic born in 1955.

My famous quotes:

Genealogy is based on the obviously silly idea that there is no such thing as a bastard.


Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. Those who can’t teach, teach education. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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I am a baseball player.

Odd. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

I'm apparently a HAM radio operator with the callsign KB8RIJ.

That's more outlandish than I would have thought for my results! I mean, I let that license expire two years ago. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

...I'm apparently a Triathelete. With fastest time of the 14-15 year olds in 2005 with a time of 33:49.0.


I totally rock!


Edit: And a fourth grade chess champion with a gold medal from a two day chess tournament. I'm a whole bunch of competitors!

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=ganonfro@rpgww60462>Ganonfro</A] at: 1/13/06 5:34

I am apparently a famous sculptor and part of the faculty of The University of Akron. I have work featured all over the UK!


Sweet. <p>--------------------

"If I have to grab a man's ass, you can smile." -Tolaris</p>

I had to link this article.

What's really scary is that my name is Ashley Holmes, and my hometown is Plymouth, Indiana. I went to Plymouth High School. Also, her stepfather's name is Mitch. WTF.

I am bothered, and also feel a bizarre urge to email her or something. <p>-------------------------
"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit and the emperor remains an emperor." -- Sandman "The Kindly Ones" </p>Edited by: Kai&nbsp; at: 1/13/06 14:37

Instead of answering this question, I link.

Because apparently I'm a football player

... mildly scary that he's YOUNGER than me.. by about 2 months.

I told you I'd take over the world...

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Currently idolizing - Roger Bacon, Shadow Hearts
Likes : Forbidden magics, Determined people, His teacher
Dislikes : Stupid people, Church officials, People that prey on the weak
Method of Destroying the World : Feh. God can do it for me. >:{
Becomes Super Powerful When : ... well F***. When ISN'T he?</span>

"Lunatic? The sages of EVERY age were called that! Let HISTORY decide whether my actions were good or bad. For now, we must forge ahead!"</p>

Apparently, I am some kind of bicyclist.

No link because I'm mean. <p>-----
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Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
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All I could find was adress histories and such....What is really creepy is my brother is my Father and sosmehow he aged to 51.... <p>-----Celeste of Elvenhame--------

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Holy crap, Steve :(, I couldn't even get past the splash page.

EDIT: I win! The first google link to my name brings you to my university web space! Also, I am apparently some sort of crappy web designer and a designer of folding chairs. <p>
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If by 'win' you mean that your first hit was you, then take your place in line. My entire first page was me. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

I'll shank you! <p>
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