Disturbing.

[Groxley Grunk]

So I hear all this talk about 'Googling' people now-a-days to see if they're evil freaks and what not. And honestly, talking to folks about it and what they've dug up has got me a bit skeert. I mean, how do I know I'm not some crazy axe-murding pedophile nazi? So, just to be on the safe side and keep me safe from myself, I threw up a search on my own name. And this is what I found.

[url=http://sbritt.com/#>Enter]

Apparently I'm worse then I thought. Someone notify the police.

The internet police.

[Groxley Grunk]

Further digging has found that I'm also a professor of molecular whosiwhatits and a Christian novelst.

I've also published a few childrens books. And here I thought I'd never accomplish anything with my life.

[Ganonfro]

You need to cut back on your multiple personalities, Steve :(, they're slowly taking over your life. You'll soon end up sleeping even longer than you realize, and those personalities will totally start making plans to blow up credit card companies.

[NebulaQueen]

That's okay. According to Google, I am either a schooner or a crappy metal song, depending on whether I use my real name or online handle. <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

[KingOfDoma]

I'm a boring blogger and a Liberian ... guy. Schveet. <p><hr />
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[Vampire Jester Jinx]

I'm in porn!.....And a bald arch nemesis with lots o cash! :D:D:D

[Nick Shogun]

I'm an American Social Critic born in 1955.

My famous quotes:

Genealogy is based on the obviously silly idea that there is no such thing as a bastard.


Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. Those who can’t teach, teach education. <p><div style="text-align:center">

www.livejournal.com/users/jankenpo/
Jan-Ken-Po, an Online Webcomic. Updated M-W-F!
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[Shinigori V2]

I am a baseball player.

Odd. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

[PriamNevhausten]

I'm apparently a HAM radio operator with the callsign KB8RIJ.

That's more outlandish than I would have thought for my results! I mean, I let that license expire two years ago. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Ganonfro]

...I'm apparently a Triathelete. With fastest time of the 14-15 year olds in 2005 with a time of 33:49.0.


I totally rock!


Edit: And a fourth grade chess champion with a gold medal from a two day chess tournament. I'm a whole bunch of competitors!

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=ganonfro@rpgww60462>Ganonfro</A] at: 1/13/06 5:34

[LadyDragonClawsEDW]

I am apparently a famous sculptor and part of the faculty of The University of Akron. I have work featured all over the UK!


Sweet. <p>--------------------

"If I have to grab a man's ass, you can smile." -Tolaris</p>

[Kai]

I had to link this article.

What's really scary is that my name is Ashley Holmes, and my hometown is Plymouth, Indiana. I went to Plymouth High School. Also, her stepfather's name is Mitch. WTF.

I am bothered, and also feel a bizarre urge to email her or something. <p>-------------------------
"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit and the emperor remains an emperor." -- Sandman "The Kindly Ones" </p>Edited by: Kai&nbsp; at: 1/13/06 14:37

[Nakibe]

Instead of answering this question, I link.

Because apparently I'm a football player

... mildly scary that he's YOUNGER than me.. by about 2 months.

I told you I'd take over the world...

<p><span style="font-size:small;"><hr />
Currently idolizing - Roger Bacon, Shadow Hearts
Likes : Forbidden magics, Determined people, His teacher
Dislikes : Stupid people, Church officials, People that prey on the weak
Method of Destroying the World : Feh. God can do it for me. >:{
Becomes Super Powerful When : ... well F***. When ISN'T he?</span>

"Lunatic? The sages of EVERY age were called that! Let HISTORY decide whether my actions were good or bad. For now, we must forge ahead!"</p>

[Zemyla]

Apparently, I am some kind of bicyclist.

No link because I'm mean. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
</span>

Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

[Celeste of Elvenhame]

All I could find was adress histories and such....What is really creepy is my brother is my Father and sosmehow he aged to 51.... <p>-----Celeste of Elvenhame--------

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[FlamingDeth]

Holy crap, Steve :(, I couldn't even get past the splash page.

EDIT: I win! The first google link to my name brings you to my university web space! Also, I am apparently some sort of crappy web designer and a designer of folding chairs. <p>
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[PriamNevhausten]

If by 'win' you mean that your first hit was you, then take your place in line. My entire first page was me. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[FlamingDeth]

I'll shank you! <p>
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