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A young man was born into the world.

THIS YOUNG MAN!!!




Praise him on his day of Shrimp Sandwiches! For he hath reached the twentieth year of his aging process! <p><div style="text-align:center">

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It is all down-hill from there! Congratulations!

Congratulations! One more year and you can no longer shirk responsibilities under the pretense of being a minor!

He totally lost that capability two years ago. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div>

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Indeed so. In the States, 21 just means beer. 18 means draft, adult consequences, and easy access to the lowwer end of the retail workplace. Also, Credit Cards!

... But yeah. 21. Liquor.

Your *** has been gently taken from our *** shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your *** and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your *** into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in our private *** jet on this day, Thursday, January 12th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as 'Customer of the Year'. We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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Just...4 months and 19 days and all the alcohol in the world shall be mine!


Oh yeah... and Happy thingday, whatever it is. *Gives Nick a bomb in a box*

Okay, stuff I got:

-Serenity Rose Volume 1 TPB
-Sam and Fuzzy TPB
-Piece of Meat T-Shirt
-$120 bucks
-Laptop Carrying Case
-Futurama Calender
-CDs! Glorious CDs!






*bombs Ganon's homeland* <p><div style="text-align:center">

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