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How WOULD you handle THIS situation?

Huh?! <p>

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<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

ok, here's the deal, i'll need a bit of string, 2 spoons, whale grease and a male kitty, NOW! <p><div style="text-align:center"> <span style="color:fuchsia;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">LAMBO SWIMS LIKE A BRICK!!</span>

my deviant art thingy!
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"I've been to heaven and hell and i still don't know if there is a god or a devil"
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I'd need some rubber tubing, a pair of gloves, Gladys, and my mitts. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

I'ma need $36.30 Canadian, Captain America's shield, a bass guitar, the INTERNET, and 21 pounds of uncooked ziti. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

"I don't know who's a bigger fool: Him for going, you for following, or me for not leaving you both."
-Demona, Gargoyles (Episode 11: Long Way to Morning)</p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=spleeninfinity13>SpleenInfinity13</A]&nbsp; at: 12/18/05 17:05

Kitty treats, a padlock, a shed with a concrete foundation, and a horse bit.

By god, he'll let those cats go, or they'll go anyway. :o <p>

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<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

KoD and E suck for breaking the chain. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

"I don't know who's a bigger fool: Him for going, you for following, or me for not leaving you both."
-Demona, Gargoyles (Episode 11: Long Way to Morning)</p>

Actually, I didn't. Hold your mouse over my image. <p>

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Run him and Tony Blair over with a mop. <span style="color:red;font-size:xx-large;">MULTI-KILL.</span>

(A LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Kittens have +50% resistance to Mop-elemental attacks. They'd be fine, and the mop would clean up the blood toot-sweet.) <p>--
<div style="text-align:center">This has been your daily interrupted moment of Zen.

Science Team is convinced Metroids can be trained.
After three days, I'm convinced Science Team has vapor for brains.</div></p>

Sadly, kittens are weak vs laser guided mallet elemental attacks.

Edit: I forgot. Priam gets a bonus point.

Edited by: Jak Snide&nbsp; at: 12/19/05 2:23

Waterhose.

He might have kittens, but he'll be scratched all to hell by 'em.

Hell, he'll probably lose a nipple. <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">Proud NaNoWriMo-er, and sick, sick photoshop user! =D</div></p>

ORUR PRINCESS IS IN ASNOTHER CASTLE>


My link broke! <p><div style="text-align:center">

www.livejournal.com/users/jankenpo/
Jan-Ken-Po, an Online Webcomic. Updated M-W-F!
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I'll need 1x Honorable Mayor Mike Haggar

And that's about it. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

Oh sure, take the EASY route why doncha!?


.......*wonders why he didn't think of that* <p>--
<div style="text-align:center">This has been your daily interrupted moment of Zen.

Science Team is convinced Metroids can be trained.
After three days, I'm convinced Science Team has vapor for brains.</div></p>

And you thought a fire hose would freak them out. <p>

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<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

Quick! Someone get me GAOS DNA, a Zig, a slingshot with three rocks, a baby octopus, and the Triforce of Power.

... What? I'm trying to conquer the world here.

No way, the triforce of Power is totally mine. I stole it fair and square from Ganon in my random links thread!

Also: BOOT TO THE HEAD. Problem solved! <p>--------------------

"If I have to grab a man's ass, you can smile." -Tolaris</p>

*Steals it back with his yoyo like grasp on the triforce, since he attached a string to it* Wuuuuub wub wub wub! *Runs away like zoidberg*

*chases!*

*ends up in a hall with nine doors, with Ganon, the Triforce, and himself running separately through all of them, which of course means that he ends up with the Triforce, or vice versa! ESCAPE!* <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

*cues the Benny Hill theme* <p>--------------------

"If I have to grab a man's ass, you can smile." -Tolaris</p>

Heh... what would have happened if King Priam had the Triforce during the Trojan war? YOU DECIDE!