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well?

Unread postby pd Rydia » Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:55 pm

How WOULD you handle THIS situation?

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Re: well?

Unread postby E Mouse » Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:18 pm

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<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

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Re: well?

Unread postby ikozaedro » Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:00 pm

ok, here's the deal, i'll need a bit of string, 2 spoons, whale grease and a male kitty, NOW! <p><div style="text-align:center"> <span style="color:fuchsia;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">LAMBO SWIMS LIKE A BRICK!!</span>
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Re: well?

Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:37 pm

I'd need some rubber tubing, a pair of gloves, Gladys, and my mitts. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

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Re: well?

Unread postby Spleen » Sun Dec 18, 2005 5:05 pm

I'ma need $36.30 Canadian, Captain America's shield, a bass guitar, the INTERNET, and 21 pounds of uncooked ziti. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

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Re: well?

Unread postby Besyanteo » Sun Dec 18, 2005 5:17 pm

Kitty treats, a padlock, a shed with a concrete foundation, and a horse bit.

By god, he'll let those cats go, or they'll go anyway. :o <p>
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Re: well?

Unread postby KingOfDoma » Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:41 pm

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Re: well?

Unread postby E Mouse » Sun Dec 18, 2005 8:41 pm

Image <p>


<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

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Re: well?

Unread postby Spleen » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:34 pm

KoD and E suck for breaking the chain. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

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Re: well?

Unread postby KingOfDoma » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:59 pm

Actually, I didn't. Hold your mouse over my image. <p>

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Re: well?

Unread postby Will Rennar » Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:16 am

Run him and Tony Blair over with a mop. <span style="color:red;font-size:xx-large;">MULTI-KILL.</span>

(A LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Kittens have +50% resistance to Mop-elemental attacks. They'd be fine, and the mop would clean up the blood toot-sweet.) <p>--
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Re: well?

Unread postby Jak Snide » Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:23 am

Sadly, kittens are weak vs laser guided mallet elemental attacks.

Edit: I forgot. Priam gets a bonus point.

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Re: well?

Unread postby Dragon Sage007 » Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:33 am

Waterhose.

He might have kittens, but he'll be scratched all to hell by 'em.

Hell, he'll probably lose a nipple. <p>
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Xmas Love

Unread postby Nick Shogun » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:59 am

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Re: Xmas Love

Unread postby BrainWalker » Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:26 pm

I'll need 1x Honorable Mayor Mike Haggar

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Re: Xmas Love

Unread postby Will Rennar » Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:20 am

Oh sure, take the EASY route why doncha!?


.......*wonders why he didn't think of that* <p>--
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Re: Xmas Love

Unread postby E Mouse » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:02 am

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And you thought a fire hose would freak them out. <p>


<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

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Re: Xmas Love

Unread postby Nakibe » Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:36 pm

Quick! Someone get me GAOS DNA, a Zig, a slingshot with three rocks, a baby octopus, and the Triforce of Power.

... What? I'm trying to conquer the world here.


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Re: Xmas Love

Unread postby LadyDragonClawsEDW » Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:51 pm

No way, the triforce of Power is totally mine. I stole it fair and square from Ganon in my random links thread!

Also: BOOT TO THE HEAD. Problem solved! <p>--------------------

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Re: Xmas Love

Unread postby Ganonfro » Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:45 pm

*Steals it back with his yoyo like grasp on the triforce, since he attached a string to it* Wuuuuub wub wub wub! *Runs away like zoidberg*


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Re: Xmas Love

Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Fri Dec 23, 2005 3:44 pm

*chases!*

*ends up in a hall with nine doors, with Ganon, the Triforce, and himself running separately through all of them, which of course means that he ends up with the Triforce, or vice versa! ESCAPE!* <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

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Re: Xmas Love

Unread postby LadyDragonClawsEDW » Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:43 pm

*cues the Benny Hill theme* <p>--------------------

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Re: Xmas Love

Unread postby Ganonfro » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:36 pm

Heh... what would have happened if King Priam had the Triforce during the Trojan war? YOU DECIDE!



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