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[Darth Matt Damon]

PriamNevhausten</A>&nbsp; at: 12/8/05 6:49
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[Jak Snide]

Oh, Priiiiiiaaam! Got something for you!

Oh wait, someone took down the "No Advertising" sign on the front page.

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Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=jaksnide>Jak]&nbsp; at: 12/7/05 18:56

[pd Rydia]

Does Captain Picard really die in Episode 3? <p>

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[Deeum]

Too long; didn't read. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[Besyanteo]

Yeah, but I hear in the new movie Scotty will go back in time and save him. Sadly, since good old Doohan isn't around to play the role proper anymore, they're going to have the Role of Scotty played by Jack Black instead.

Also: DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S DAD! ZOMGZOMGZOMG!




Oh yeah. Spoiler warning and stuff. o.o <p>

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[LadyDragonClawsEDW]

DARTH MEANS IN! <p>--------------------

"If I have to grab a man's ass, you can smile." -Tolaris</p>

[Capntastic]

STAR TREK IS FOR NERDS, NERD! GO BACK TO NATIVE AMERICA!

[Archmage144]

The Gungan Council? What the hell? I mean, I can understand if you named yourself after, say, Wookies, because you can at the very least point to Chewbacca and say "see, Wookies are awesome!" Instead, the Gungans get Jar Jar Binks as their ambassador.

Why would you name yourself after the Rastafarians living in Naboo's swamp? <p>

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[Kai]

I'm sorry. I have no idea what he actually said.

All I could think was:

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"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit and the emperor remains an emperor." -- Sandman "The Kindly Ones" </p>

[PriamNevhausten]

I don't think I really need to edit anything. The immense number of links on this is already mindboggling, and, for fuck's sake, no self-respecting Star Wars aficionado would even *mention* Gungans of their own volition.

At least his grammar was quite acceptable, however. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Groxley Grunk]

Man, the first real spam message in about a million years and you don't have the balls to do anything to it? I mean, shit, at least put a sarcastic picture of Jar Jar up there or something for cryin' out loud. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB, SLACKER.

Hell, if you're really desprate, I have an awesome picture of Greedo and Han Solo hugging from a Mad Magazine I could scan up.

[PriamNevhausten]

Fine, but only because you're my hero. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Groxley Grunk]

That's better. Though I did really want an excuse to post the hugging picture.

[E Mouse]

I love both of you.

;_; <p>

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[Nick Shogun]

That was the perfect solution to this topic. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[pd Rydia]

The original advertisement was glorious, though. Complete with picture, it'd be awesome for yalogankage.

Still, nicely done. <p>

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[Groxley Grunk]

Wait wait wait... I just realized something horrible.

Iffin' "Darth" means "In" and that guy is "Darth Matt Damon" that means he's In Matt Damon.

And if "In Matt Damon" means what I think it means, then that's all kinds of gross. It also harkens back to the ending of Mallrats.

Either way: ew.

[Luke]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Kai]

Search your feelings. You know it to be true. <p>-------------------------
"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit and the emperor remains an emperor." -- Sandman "The Kindly Ones" </p>

[Zemyla]

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[PriamNevhausten]

One plus one is two =D! <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>