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This is my smartass way of asking if anyone has played or seen a review of that Shadow the Headgehog game they made recently yet. I saw it in a blockbuster but I was to scared to rent it.

My fear stemmed from wasting money on what is most likely a shitty game and late fees that could be used to fund NASA.

Anyhow, someone who's played it please talk about it, as I really am looking for a vaild excuse to hate on that game.

...well, more vaild then what I've already seen.

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That does not count for the following reasons:

1. It was written before the actual game was released.

2. I've seen it linked one billion times.

Try again, Fatty.

This thread is progressing exactly how I planned it would.

Another webcomic link!
http://exterminatusnow.keenspace.com/d/20051118.html
But the review is in the news post. Enjoy the hate.
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Damn, that guy was channeling GameFAQs pretty hardcore... wasn't he? And a review posted by a guy who does a comic that's about half a step away from Sonic the Headgehog fan fiction is kind of a step in the wrong direction, I think.

Still, it gives me an idea of what to expect from the game: You know how Sonic Adventure two took all the flaws of one and made them worse somehow? Then Heroes did the excact same thing to two? Yeah, I think I see where Shadow is taking us.

Anyhow, dispite my quota being met... I still think it's kinda fun to hate on the people who are trying to help me. So keep the links comin'.

Word on the street is you get new guns and hijack cars and stuff. It's essentially GTA: Mobius, and that's not anything I wanna look at.

Edit: I just want a Sonic game where you play as Sonic and you don't EVER have to stop running/jumping/spinning, ever.
All of this "Stopping, turning around, trying to find enemies/items" garbage is just lame.

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=capntastic>Capntastic</A]&nbsp; at: 12/1/05 21:47

Now if they put Shadow in a bitchin' Hawaiian shirt like the one the guy wears in Vice City, then I'd be all over that shit.

I mean, seriously, imagine it. It'd be kickass.

If they made a Sonic the Hedgehog rougelike I'd probably try it.

Would Tails be mascara-like then?

Don't blame me for my typos.

Why not? It's so much fun!

I heard that Shadow has an SUV. Is this true?

I bought the game for my brother for Christmas (why he asked for it was beyond me, he openly admits it likely sucks), so about a month or so from now, you'll have your own profanity-filled review from yours truely.

If that's not soon enough, then feel free to kiss my ass. :D <p>--------------------

"If I have to grab a man's ass, you can smile." -Tolaris</p>

Wait. Is this the little brother that ganked your account and mocked us all openly?

Yeah. I hope it sucks. <p>

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Cha: Same brother who also renamed everyone in FF6 with FF7 charater names.

I don't think we ever recovered from that. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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That's him. :D

I only have one brother. <p>--------------------

"If I have to grab a man's ass, you can smile." -Tolaris</p>