Open Poll Of Milkiness

[KingOfDoma]

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Who, if anyone, is equitably cool AND undefeatable (or, dare I say it, MORE cool and undefeatable) than this man? I ask you to answer this!</center> <p>

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[RedEye Dragon89]

I feel dirty. <p>

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[NamagomiMk0]

Three submissions:

1: Tuxedo Mask. 'Nuff said.

2: Ping-chan from Megatokyo. Being able to lift buses, rip lightpoles out of the ground and heft them over her shoulder easily, being able to throw people helluva far, AFTER their head clips a concrete support column, and being able to even throw Gamera's younger alcoholic sibling helluva far, OVER the top of a skyscraper. Has yet to be captured by Ed of Sony.

3: Freakazoid. Need I say more? <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>

[Capntastic]

WOW MISTER T.

[ikozaedro]

The Tick!

SPOOOON!

also:

Quote:

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3: Freakazoid. Need I say more?

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yes: HUGHBEES! <p><div style="text-align:center"> <span style="color:fuchsia;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">LAMBO SWIMS LIKE A BRICK!!</span>

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"I've been to heaven and hell and i still don't know if there is a god or a devil"
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[Jak Snide]

Why are people still posting?

Red already won this thread.

[Will Rennar]

True, although the thought of "Mr. T VS Choark" seems like it would result in the world more or less going End Of Evangelion.

*shivers in the corner, terrified, with "It's The End of the World As We Know It" playing on endless loop* <p>--
<div style="text-align:center">This has been your daily interrupted moment of Zen.

Science Team is convinced Metroids can be trained.
After three days, I'm convinced Science Team has vapor for brains.</div></p>

[sw33tgrrrl]

Chooooark~!

lol!

[Spleen]

I pronounce this thread

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"Even if you have lots of hit points, a dagger through the eye is a dagger through the eye."
-Dungeons and Dragons Player's Handbook v3.5, page 145

"I don't know who's a bigger fool: Him for going, you for following, or me for not leaving you both."
-Demona, Gargoyles (Episode 11: Long Way to Morning)</p>

[pd Rydia]

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[Dragon Sage007]

I would still like to move for Davan from Something Positive being Mr. T's equal in coolness and undefeatability.

While Davan might not be a match physically for the T-meister, he could make him curl up in the corner and cry like a little girl. =D <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">Proud NaNoWriMo-er, and sick, sick photoshop user! =D</div></p>

[Nakibe]

Yes, anyone who can so handily defeat the Legions of Barbie deserves your respect. <p><span style="font-size:small;">

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Currently idolizing - Roger Bacon, Shadow Hearts
Likes : Forbidden magics, Determined people, His teacher
Dislikes : Stupid people, Church officials, People that prey on the weak
Method of Destroying the World : Feh. God can do it for me. >:{
Becomes Super Powerful When : ... well F***. When ISN'T he?</span>

"Lunatic? The sages of EVERY age were called that! Let HISTORY decide whether my actions were good or bad. For now, we must forge ahead!"</p>

[Besyanteo]

... I am forced to agree. Davan has my respect. :{ <p>

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[The Great Nevareh]

What about Ness?

Or Captain N?

Or Shigeru Miyamoto? <p>[---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"</p>

[Besyanteo]

Who who and Who?

I know Ness is from Earthbound, but I never played it. :{ <p>

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[KingOfDoma]

Shigeru Miyamoto created Mario and Donkey Kong. AKA, he's the patron god of Nintendo.

This is Captain N. He was a kid that went into the games he loved. La.

And if you want to know the beauty that is Earthbound, IM me and I'll get you an SMC file. <p>

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[Besyanteo]

Your links seem to be broken, or just plain hate me. I'll go searching for myself later. :{ ... And I'll definitely take you up on that SMC file in a bit! <p>

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[E Mouse]

*combines original and current topics of the thread!*



*creates a MONSTER* <p>

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<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[BrainWalker]

Yes! Emouse delivers the goods!

Furthermore, I don't think it's possible to defeat Mr.T. That's why he's used as a benchmark for awesomeness/hardcoreness. The more of a fight you can put up against him, the more hardcore/awesome you are. Winning doesn't even factor in. Not even Ike Turner can take him down, and that's saying a lot. The best you can hope for is that you reach a mutual respect for one another and become friends.

Having said that, I think the King of All Cosmos, Bruce Campbell, Great Teacher Onizuka, and Choark are about as close as anyone is going to get to taking out Mr.T. Also perhaps Kunio and Riki (a.k.a. Alex and Ryan of River City Ransom), if they were working together. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[E Mouse]

You do realize Rocky Balboa beat Mr. T that one time.

Therefore he's a godmoder.

ROCKY VS GRILOX

HEAVEN OR HELL <p>

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<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>