The horror.

[Jak Snide]

Dead Or Alive: The Movie

[SALSAlys]

...is it bad that I sort of want to watch it, just for the fanservice?

[ikozaedro]

come on, there is no way in hell this could be anything but hilarious. <p><div style="text-align:center"> <span style="color:fuchsia;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">LAMBO SWIMS LIKE A BRICK!!</span>

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"I've been to heaven and hell and i still don't know if there is a god or a devil"
-Nny</div>
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[FF Fanatic 80]

I think we're all overlooking the obvious issue here.


...will there or won't there be some beach volleyball? =[

[FlamingDeth]

I don't see how this could possibly go wrong! <p>
<hr width="50%"><center><span style="font-family:comic sans ms; font-size:x-large;">AVAST!</span></center></p>

[Zemyla]

Charlie's Angels + Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon + Kill Bill + a blender = DoA. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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[Choark]

Okay, I must admit this looks scarily bad but... but...

Oh MY Freakin GOD!! I will have to see it! Oh Wow!!! I mean... really. No one looks right in it, no one seems to be in character and nothing looks like anything like Dead Or Alive!!

WOOOOOW I HAVE TO SEE IT!! WOOOOO!!!!

*dances*

[FlamingDeth]

Actually, upon actually viewing that, I can't tell which of them is Helena, thus it is doomed for failure. <p>
<hr width="50%"><center><span style="font-family:comic sans ms; font-size:x-large;">AVAST!</span></center></p>

[Jak Snide]

She's probably the blonde one without a Southern accent.

[SALSAlys]

THERE MAY NOT BE VOLLEYBALL!

But plenty of fanservice and hilarity!

[FlamingDeth]

It looked like there was volleyball to me! Also, I guess that's probably sound logic. But she's supposed to look fancy. And be French. Thusly, Helena is not in the trailer. <p>
<hr width="50%"><center><span style="font-family:comic sans ms; font-size:x-large;">AVAST!</span></center></p>

[BrainWalker]

It'll probably suck, but it'll probably also be entertaining, which is probably what they were aiming for. Hell, if I had a good time watching those ridiculous Charlie's Angels movies, I'd probably enjoy this.

That bit at the end where ... Christine, I think, asks a dude to fasten her bra before giving him a faceful of elbow was pretty moxious.

It doesn't look like they've paid too much attention to the actual personailities of the characters from the games, though. Not that they ever do, or anything. Nor is it really the point of the whole thing. Just annoying. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=brainwalker>BrainWalker</A]&nbsp; at: 12/1/05 18:08