requisite holiday thread

[pd Rydia]

Happy giving of thanks, day, y'all. Hope you're all eating fine, keeping warm, and happily harrassing family today.

May the turkey be with you.

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[Nick Shogun]

Ah, no turkey is complete without bling...


I get two Thanksgivings! One at a fancy restaurant, and one at my grandma's. Unfortunetely, my mouth is so swollen that I can't eat ANY turkey. FOR SHAME. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[Deeum]

I'll be doing my obligatory groaning on the floor after eating way too much food!

*unbuckles pants* <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[PriamNevhausten]

I hope we have some fried turkey this year. That shit is the tasty, yo. Enough so to make me not mind being around 20+ relatives. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Kai]

Dinner has just been eaten and was good. I am a fan of 'oppress the natives' day. And of bling. Because I'm not a communist, damn it. <p>-------------------------
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[Will Rennar]

I've always been a little indifferent about the holidays...

I mean, on one hand, I don't get to be with my family.

On the other, I don't get to be with my family! (We all have a few oddball family members we prefer to avoid, yes? I think I got a few other people's fair share of 'em. X.x )

Oh well, happy Turkey Day, ya buncha turkeys. :D <p>--
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[Besyanteo]

I didn't pig out this year. My stomach's letting me do that less these days. However, what I did eat was good! Mmm, turkey and scalloped potatoes and apple pie, oh my. <p>

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[Ganonfro]

I didn't really each a Thanksgiving dinner. I ate at Denny's with my family, from lack of actual communication with my brother, whose house we were staying at.

MY THANKSGIVING DINNER WAS A BREAKFAST PLATTER OF FAR TOO MUCH FOOD.

[Celeste of Elvenhame]

I have done one thanksgiving today and will do another tommorrow. Thank God I don't have to go to Virginia to do yet another. <p>-----Celeste of Elvenhame--------

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[Evil Killer Poptarts]

I'm fortunate when it comes to relatives- *I* am the odd one, so I don't have to avoid anybody! I make sure I share the oddball lurve and eat pie. Mmm, pie.

We had five pumpkin pies, a pumpkin flan, and a pumpkin roll. My pie was the best. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[The Great Nevareh]

We had dinner at my sister's boyfriend's parent's house. I mashed potatoes.

Then I got to listen to small children that even my sister's boyfriend is only loosely related to scream for three hours straight. <p>[---------------------------]
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[Dragon Sage007]

I got chocolate cheesecake of deliciousness +1 with Mythical Blueberry Topping.

And I got to listen to the crazy stylings of nutty Navy guys. Because they all wanted a piece of mum's cheesecake.

And I mean that literally. Seriously. No innuendo there at all. <p>

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[Zemyla]

My family updated my mother's version of her Thanksgiving dinner, without her input. However, it was universally agreed-upon that it was better this way.

Foods: Turkey, stuffing, stuffing in a separate pan, roast potatoes, pumpkin pie with Cool Whip, eggnog. <p>-----
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[KingOfDoma]

I had a sumptuous meal of five minute fries with cheese and chili powder, and to drink, a wondrous can of generic black cherry soda!

... I did say I was Canadian, right?

I hate that stupid prince. <p>

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[Ganonfro]

Gasp! That's American Sacrelige! *SENDS CHUCK TO AMERICAN HELL*

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