World Beard and Moustache Championships!

[Nick Shogun]

They have beards... and moustaches!

Seriously... I'm growing a mustache right now... I want to participate in this, even if I fail.

EDIT: Moustache is hard to spell, for a person who has a crummy one. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[SALSAlys]

BWAHA!

This amuses and delights me!

Think we could sign Pervy up for this?

[Zemyla]

Shame I don't still have my Hitler-like moustache. I would so win with that. <p>-----
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[Nick Shogun]

If by "win" you mean "get booed out of the stadium and pelted with feces." <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[BrainWalker]

I am amused by the categories. "Freestyle" is an awesome category for facial hair. Seriously.

I am also amused that africa seems to have a giant moustache in that event's logo.

I am amused a third time by the link that states "Click here to view the Beard Team USA Blog." I didn't even know the US had a Beard Team. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=brainwalker>BrainWalker</A]&nbsp; at: 11/22/05 14:27

[The Great Nevareh]

We're the USA. We have an EVERYTHING team. <p>[---------------------------]
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[Evil Killer Poptarts]

Vote EKP for Captain of the US Everything Team!

Edit: Random thought: I know quite a few women with moustaches. I wonder if there's a women's section? <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=evilkillerpoptarts>Evil] at: 11/22/05 21:05

[pd Rydia]

Holy shit.

That's fantastic. <p>

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[Celeste of Elvenhame]

Now, that is some facial hair with STYLE!!! <p>-----Celeste of Elvenhame--------

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[PriamNevhausten]

Hay Celeste

I was hoping to catch you on AIM but I hit you with an EZboard message instead. Please find <strike>termites</strike> a maybe-relevant message inside.

<strike>Guitars</strike> Confections,
Priam

P.S. the Spain Beard Guy is my new hero. For the next few minutes, anyway. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=priamnevhausten>PriamNevhausten</A]&nbsp; at: 11/25/05 4:33

[Capntastic]

Will a few minutes be enough time to work towards your goal of acquiring his stylish facial hair stylings?

[Nick Shogun]

Blahahaha.

Well, I'll stick with the guy on the front page. Flags in your hair? He knows where it's at. Now all he needs is a "fro comb."

Man, I wish someone'd EZ-Message ME...

...sniff... <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[LadyDragonClawsEDW]

SEXISM! Why are there no women in this competition? :( <p>--------------------

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[Ganonfro]

Because they're all at home cooking for their hairy men?