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DEAR EVERYONE,

Unread postby Dragon Sage007 » Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:38 pm

WHAT THE HELL.

SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL.

ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.

ESPECIALLY YOU.

YES YOU, IN THE CORNER.

DON'T GIVE ME THAT OLD 'THERE ARE NO CORNERS OUTSIDE OF A COMPUTER SCREEN' EXCUSE.

FUCKERS,
SAGE

P.S. All caps means SERIOUS, not speaking in Japanese.

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Re: DEAR EVERYONE,

Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:41 pm

DEAR SAGE x

GOD DAMMIT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A HATER x

SHOW SOME APPRECIATION FOR YOUR ELDERS x

LOVE GRANDPA xx <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

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Re: DEAR EVERYONE,

Unread postby Dragon Sage007 » Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:46 pm

DEAR GRAMPA PRIAM,

NO FUCKING WAY.

NOW GET YOUR GERIATRIC ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME SAMMICHES.

AND DON'T USE YOUR FALSE TEETH TO CHEW THEM UP THIS TIME.

HATING,
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Re: DEAR EVERYONE,

Unread postby pd Rydia » Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:54 pm

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Re: DEAR EVERYONE,

Unread postby Dragon Sage007 » Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:56 pm

DEAR DIA,

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TEARDROP,
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Re: DEAR EVERYONE,

Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:28 pm

MOOOOM

Tom Cruise is looking at me funny! <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

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RETURN POST WITH A HAT

Unread postby PopoSujo » Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:32 pm

Your hate empowers me with... power. Thus you get a funny picture!

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Also, since you hate everone, something to make it so you can't sleep without envisioning pedophilic ewoks.

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Re: RETURN POST WITH A HAT

Unread postby Groxley Grunk » Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:35 pm

This whole thread just went to shit.


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Re: RETURN POST WITH A HAT

Unread postby ikozaedro » Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:39 pm

*is ashamed* <p><div style="text-align:center"> <span style="color:fuchsia;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">LAMBO SWIMS LIKE A BRICK!!</span>
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Re: RETURN POST WITH A HAT

Unread postby Besyanteo » Mon Nov 14, 2005 5:42 pm

OH GOD THE EYES! *gouges his own eyes out with Nixon '72 campaign buttons* <p>
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Re: RETURN POST WITH A HAT

Unread postby Deeum » Mon Nov 14, 2005 5:57 pm

DEAR SAGE,

YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME, MAN. I DO WHAT I WANT REGARDLESS OF THE CONSEQUENCES.

FIGHTING THE POWER,
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Re: RETURN POST WITH A HAT

Unread postby SALSAlys » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:36 pm

DEAR SAGE!

...what did I do? I sniffle, and my tears stain the paper. (Never mind there is no paper in der interweb)

with much sniffling,
~ THE LYS


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HAT OF FAILURE

Unread postby The Great Nevareh » Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:40 am

*Translated indirectly from French to English to French back to English for clarity*

Expensive Wise,
And then, it is that it is this? Which is here which this step with the references that I not include/understand? Respectfully stopping with them immediately! Perhaps you can gives me a choice out of this, so that it is my is necessary so that I not include/understand the references? And wise, of the for why do you have to begin this speech in the place of first?
Having Respectful Sincerity,
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Re: HAT OF FAILURE

Unread postby Dragon Sage007 » Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:58 am

DEAR EVERYONE THAT RESPONDED,

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

ESPECIALLY LYS. WE KNOW WHAT -SHE- DID.

AND NEV NEEDS TO USE LESS BABELFISH.

AFFECTIONATE HATE,
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Re: HAT OF FAILURE

Unread postby BrainWalker » Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:42 pm

Goddamned kids! Get off my fucking lawn! I swear to God I'll break out my elephant rifle if every single one of you fuckers don't get the Hell offa my property! <p><div style="text-align:center">Image</div></p>

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Re: HAT OF FAILURE

Unread postby Besyanteo » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:09 pm

Sqwuiku. o.o <p>
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PIE OF MAGE

Unread postby Dragon Sage007 » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:11 pm

DAMMIT, WE WILL NOT BE DETERRED.

WE DAMN KIDS WILL STAY ON YOUR PROPERTY, UNTIL WE GET THE SANDWICHES WE DESERVE FROM YOU OLD BASTARDS.

NOW GET THEM SAMMICHES.

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Re: PIE OF MAGE

Unread postby ikozaedro » Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:27 pm

staying on your lawn is phase 1 of my master plan, and so, i will not move until said phase is properly over. <p><div style="text-align:center"> <span style="color:fuchsia;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">LAMBO SWIMS LIKE A BRICK!!</span>
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Re: PIE OF MAGE

Unread postby Besyanteo » Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:30 pm

*eats Sage's Shrubbery* Wiku! =D <p>
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Re: PIE OF MAGE

Unread postby BrainWalker » Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:36 pm

*Everyone on Old Man's lawn is spontaneously crushed by a ludicrously gigantic elephant sandwitch.* <p><div style="text-align:center">Image</div></p>

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Re: PIE OF MAGE

Unread postby SALSAlys » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:21 pm

....but the marshmallows were an accident, I swear!


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Re: PIE OF MAGE

Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:15 am

Your mom was an accident! <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

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PIKACHU.

Unread postby Nick Shogun » Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:20 am

Dear Priam,

how dare you take the first post of page two, when it was obviously my GOD-GIVEN RIGHT to post before you. We scientologists believe that Xenu, evil space-phantom, would have most likely wanted ME to post first on the second page. Please delete your comment.

~Nicolas Filmore Shogun



EDIT: If you're going to post making fun of Scientology, at least get your facts straight.

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=capntastic>Capntastic</A]&nbsp; Image at: 11/17/05 10:52

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Re: PIKACHU.

Unread postby Zemyla » Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:22 am

Page two is an illusion, created by linear mode. There is no page two. <p>-----
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Re: PIKACHU.

Unread postby Besyanteo » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:20 pm

*Suddenly an NPC turns into Agent Smith, shoots Zem, and then runs off!* <p>
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Re: PIKACHU.

Unread postby KingOfDoma » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:00 am

Also, page two is relative. You CAN change your pageview settings in the Control settings.

Mine are at 75, in a nod to YON BORDE OFF OLDE.

But... when someone hits post 76, I admit... I'm jealous... >.> <p>

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Re: PIKACHU.

Unread postby Archmage144 » Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:29 am

All the cool kids are using 100 posts/page. <p>
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Re: DEAR EVERYONE,

Unread postby pd Rydia » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:07 pm

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Re: DEAR EVERYONE,

Unread postby Archmage144 » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:16 pm

The great irony is that that shot is from Dante's Peak, otherwise known as "that stupid humans vs. the EVIL VOLCANO" movie.

It's only ironic if you know anything about Scientology. <p>
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Re: DEAR EVERYONE,

Unread postby Evil Killer Poptarts » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:19 pm

My best friend thinks it's really funny to buy me books from silly/weird cults like Scientology. I really ought to read that one and I don't know, do something humorous with what I find.

Anybody care to explain Xenu? Is that really a part of Scientology? <p><div style="text-align:center">Image</div></p>

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Re: DEAR EVERYONE,

Unread postby Dragon Sage007 » Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:03 pm

Dear AM:

I thought that shot was from War of the Worlds?

This must be researched!

Not a real movie buff,
Sage

Dear EKP, AKA Evil Killer Poptarts:

Scientologists believe that an evil space-lord, named Xenu, trapped all the aliens in the universe, froze them, and dumped them into a huge volcano on earth, around 75 million years ago. And then he took their souls and put them into a brainwashing facility, which was also on earth, conveniently. They were brainwashed into thinking they were in some sort of alternate reality, and then began to infiltrate human bodies and make us all 'teh sad'.

I wish I were kidding. And I don't care if I'm not -completely- right on this stuff, as I don't care enough to research it! =D

Not a scientologist, or a studier of scientologyology,
Sage

P.S. Goddamn, I really do try to keep an open mind. But, y'know, evil space aliens? Brainwashing their souls for some reason that I doubt we would even think sane? What the hell?

Dear EVERYONE ELSE:

GO GET A JOB.

ONE THAT IS AKIN TO BEING A POOPSMITH.

THEN GIMME THE MONEY YOU EARN FROM IT.

LAZY,
SAGE

P.S. Why the hell do I keep posting that sort of stuff? Is it because I desperately want attention? ={{{
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Re: DEAR EVERYONE,

Unread postby Besyanteo » Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:17 pm

DEAR SAGE.

WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING BACK TO AIM?
RP MISSES YOU.

WITH STABBINGS,
HORNY FURRY, TOTALLY NOT A TOASTER, AND SUPER MPD. <p>
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Re: DEAR EVERYONE,

Unread postby Dragon Sage007 » Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:18 pm

DEAR DAMN DIRTY F*RRY WHO WON'T STAY OUT OF MY GARBAGE,

WHEN MY COMPUTER IS UP AND RUNNING. POSSIBLY THIS WEEKEND, POSSIBLY AFTER THANKSGIVING.

MAKING FURRY PANTS,
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