DEAR EVERYONE,

[Dragon Sage007]

WHAT THE HELL.

SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL.

ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.

ESPECIALLY YOU.

YES YOU, IN THE CORNER.

DON'T GIVE ME THAT OLD 'THERE ARE NO CORNERS OUTSIDE OF A COMPUTER SCREEN' EXCUSE.

FUCKERS,
SAGE

P.S. All caps means SERIOUS, not speaking in Japanese.

P.P.S FUCKTARDS. <p>

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[PriamNevhausten]

DEAR SAGE x

GOD DAMMIT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A HATER x

SHOW SOME APPRECIATION FOR YOUR ELDERS x

LOVE GRANDPA xx <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Dragon Sage007]

DEAR GRAMPA PRIAM,

NO FUCKING WAY.

NOW GET YOUR GERIATRIC ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME SAMMICHES.

AND DON'T USE YOUR FALSE TEETH TO CHEW THEM UP THIS TIME.

HATING,
SAGE <p>

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[pd Rydia]

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[Dragon Sage007]

DEAR DIA,

={

TEARDROP,
SAGE <p>

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[PriamNevhausten]

MOOOOM

Tom Cruise is looking at me funny! <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[PopoSujo]

Your hate empowers me with... power. Thus you get a funny picture!



Also, since you hate everone, something to make it so you can't sleep without envisioning pedophilic ewoks.

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[Groxley Grunk]

This whole thread just went to shit.

[ikozaedro]

*is ashamed* <p><div style="text-align:center"> <span style="color:fuchsia;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">LAMBO SWIMS LIKE A BRICK!!</span>

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"I've been to heaven and hell and i still don't know if there is a god or a devil"
-Nny</div>
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[Besyanteo]

OH GOD THE EYES! *gouges his own eyes out with Nixon '72 campaign buttons* <p>

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[Deeum]

DEAR SAGE,

YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME, MAN. I DO WHAT I WANT REGARDLESS OF THE CONSEQUENCES.

FIGHTING THE POWER,
DM of SC and later V. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[SALSAlys]

DEAR SAGE!

...what did I do? I sniffle, and my tears stain the paper. (Never mind there is no paper in der interweb)

with much sniffling,
~ THE LYS

[The Great Nevareh]

*Translated indirectly from French to English to French back to English for clarity*

Expensive Wise,
And then, it is that it is this? Which is here which this step with the references that I not include/understand? Respectfully stopping with them immediately! Perhaps you can gives me a choice out of this, so that it is my is necessary so that I not include/understand the references? And wise, of the for why do you have to begin this speech in the place of first?
Having Respectful Sincerity,
Large Nevareh <p>[---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"</p>

[Dragon Sage007]

DEAR EVERYONE THAT RESPONDED,

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

ESPECIALLY LYS. WE KNOW WHAT -SHE- DID.

AND NEV NEEDS TO USE LESS BABELFISH.

AFFECTIONATE HATE,
SAGE <p>

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[BrainWalker]

Goddamned kids! Get off my fucking lawn! I swear to God I'll break out my elephant rifle if every single one of you fuckers don't get the Hell offa my property! <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Besyanteo]

Sqwuiku. o.o <p>

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[Dragon Sage007]

DAMMIT, WE WILL NOT BE DETERRED.

WE DAMN KIDS WILL STAY ON YOUR PROPERTY, UNTIL WE GET THE SANDWICHES WE DESERVE FROM YOU OLD BASTARDS.

NOW GET THEM SAMMICHES.

BITCHES. <p>

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[ikozaedro]

staying on your lawn is phase 1 of my master plan, and so, i will not move until said phase is properly over. <p><div style="text-align:center"> <span style="color:fuchsia;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">LAMBO SWIMS LIKE A BRICK!!</span>

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"I've been to heaven and hell and i still don't know if there is a god or a devil"
-Nny</div>
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[Besyanteo]

*eats Sage's Shrubbery* Wiku! =D <p>

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[BrainWalker]

*Everyone on Old Man's lawn is spontaneously crushed by a ludicrously gigantic elephant sandwitch.* <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[SALSAlys]

....but the marshmallows were an accident, I swear!

[PriamNevhausten]

Your mom was an accident! <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Nick Shogun]

Dear Priam,

how dare you take the first post of page two, when it was obviously my GOD-GIVEN RIGHT to post before you. We scientologists believe that Xenu, evil space-phantom, would have most likely wanted ME to post first on the second page. Please delete your comment.

~Nicolas Filmore Shogun



EDIT: If you're going to post making fun of Scientology, at least get your facts straight.

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=capntastic>Capntastic</A]&nbsp; at: 11/17/05 10:52

[Zemyla]

Page two is an illusion, created by linear mode. There is no page two. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

[Besyanteo]

*Suddenly an NPC turns into Agent Smith, shoots Zem, and then runs off!* <p>

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[KingOfDoma]

Also, page two is relative. You CAN change your pageview settings in the Control settings.

Mine are at 75, in a nod to YON BORDE OFF OLDE.

But... when someone hits post 76, I admit... I'm jealous... >.> <p>

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[Archmage144]

All the cool kids are using 100 posts/page. <p>

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[pd Rydia]

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[Archmage144]

The great irony is that that shot is from Dante's Peak, otherwise known as "that stupid humans vs. the EVIL VOLCANO" movie.

It's only ironic if you know anything about Scientology. <p>

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[Evil Killer Poptarts]

My best friend thinks it's really funny to buy me books from silly/weird cults like Scientology. I really ought to read that one and I don't know, do something humorous with what I find.

Anybody care to explain Xenu? Is that really a part of Scientology? <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Dragon Sage007]

Dear AM:

I thought that shot was from War of the Worlds?

This must be researched!

Not a real movie buff,
Sage

Dear EKP, AKA Evil Killer Poptarts:

Scientologists believe that an evil space-lord, named Xenu, trapped all the aliens in the universe, froze them, and dumped them into a huge volcano on earth, around 75 million years ago. And then he took their souls and put them into a brainwashing facility, which was also on earth, conveniently. They were brainwashed into thinking they were in some sort of alternate reality, and then began to infiltrate human bodies and make us all 'teh sad'.

I wish I were kidding. And I don't care if I'm not -completely- right on this stuff, as I don't care enough to research it! =D

Not a scientologist, or a studier of scientologyology,
Sage

P.S. Goddamn, I really do try to keep an open mind. But, y'know, evil space aliens? Brainwashing their souls for some reason that I doubt we would even think sane? What the hell?

Dear EVERYONE ELSE:

GO GET A JOB.

ONE THAT IS AKIN TO BEING A POOPSMITH.

THEN GIMME THE MONEY YOU EARN FROM IT.

LAZY,
SAGE

P.S. Why the hell do I keep posting that sort of stuff? Is it because I desperately want attention? ={{{
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[Besyanteo]

DEAR SAGE.

WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING BACK TO AIM?
RP MISSES YOU.

WITH STABBINGS,
HORNY FURRY, TOTALLY NOT A TOASTER, AND SUPER MPD. <p>

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[Dragon Sage007]

DEAR DAMN DIRTY F*RRY WHO WON'T STAY OUT OF MY GARBAGE,

WHEN MY COMPUTER IS UP AND RUNNING. POSSIBLY THIS WEEKEND, POSSIBLY AFTER THANKSGIVING.

MAKING FURRY PANTS,
SAGE <p>

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