This is a birthday thread.

[Seethe347]

I turned 22 today. All I got were some clothes. And a cake. I couldn't blow the candle out on the cake because I have a cold and that would have contaminated it, so I had to wave my hands around at it really hard and blow it out that way.

I don't have any more content for this post.

[RedEye Dragon89]

You're standing on my side of the carpet. <p>

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[Kai]

That's not true! You totally got a post from Kai on your birthday. That's a pretty awesome gift if you ask me. =/ <p>-------------------------
"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit and the emperor remains an emperor." -- Sandman "The Kindly Ones" </p>

[BrainWalker]

Dude, your birthday sucked. But at least you can count on your friends to make it better. Seriously, checkt it out, a post from Kai! No way your lame family and friends could come up with a gift that badass. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[The Great Nevareh]

I stopped celebrating my birthdays after I died.

But happy birthday anyways! <p>[---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"</p>

[Spleen]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEETHE.

I want some of that damn cake.... <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"Even if you have lots of hit points, a dagger through the eye is a dagger through the eye."
-Dungeons and Dragons Player's Handbook v3.5, page 145

"I don't know who's a bigger fool: Him for going, you for following, or me for not leaving you both."
-Demona, Gargoyles (Episode 11: Long Way to Morning)</p>

[Will Rennar]

SITUATIONAL ANALYSIS: Birthday thread.
RESPONSE: SET RNG 1-100
1-35: Exterminate Seethe.
36: Give birthday wishes.
37-100: Exterminate Seethe.

ROLL 1d100 RESULT: 36.


Happy birthday, Seethe. <p>--
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[Archmage144]

HAPPY BTHTHDUDTDAY! <p>

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[PriamNevhausten]

You should have contaminated it anyway. Then you get to have it all =D <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Seethe347]

Guaraldi: *infects*

Kai: OMG Awesome!

BW: Salvation pours forth upon me and I see the light! Or the sign! And it opened up my eyes! Actually, I might have hit the sign and dented up my car.

Spleen: *attempts to transmit some cake over the internet by shoving some into the floppy drive, but only succeeds in ruining the computer*

Nev, Willxaq, and AM: Yes.

Priam: An excellent plan! I shall make use of this in the future.