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Oh, woe is I! I have misplaced my driver's liscence, my credit card, and my school I.D.

My keys are accounted for, however. <p>[---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"</p>

*curses Nev to go to a bar* <p>

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I bet they were lost in the Great Fire of London. <p>

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"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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Lost, or forged?

If you want to destroy the keys, you have to return them to the great fires in which they were forged. Good luck on getting the permits for that though! <p>
<hr width="50%"><center><span style="font-family:comic sans ms; font-size:x-large;">AVAST!</span></center></p>

I still say we should use a catapult.

and have you checked in the key box/locker-thingie?

If it isn't there, I'd suggest checking in the bottom left drawer, I think I remember seeing it the... err... yeah, I've got a hunch it's there... ^^; <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">Christian Cordeus - Shamelessly stealing school supplies since 1993.</div></p>

My cards of purchase and identification were in my PASSENGER SEAT. Probably got there when I rifled my pockets for something while in the car. <p>[---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"</p>

Are you sure the ninjas didn't monkey 'em out?