The god of Things hereby blesses thy household, ensuring that your keys will always, always be found at the last place you left them, and furthermore, that your TV remote shall stop waltzing off of its own volition. So the God has proclaimed, so it shall be.
^---My message as I went trick-or-treating as The God of Things. <p>
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<div style="text-align:center">I have no idea how this happened. Really</div></p>