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I can't find my keys! <p>[---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"</p>

Have you checked your ass? <p>

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Indeed! But my ass was void of keys! <p>[---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"</p>

Your donkey having failed you, I advise you search under your furniture! Or in it, for furniture that involves cushions. <p>

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And should it not be there, I very much suggest going into Dimension X, I'm sure that no-good brain in a box Krang took it. <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">Christian Cordeus - Shamelessly stealing school supplies since 1993.</div></p>

Is that the dimension all those people from Dragon Ball Z got sent to? Cause it sure seemed like a lot of people di... I mean got sent there. =[

The god of Things hereby blesses thy household, ensuring that your keys will always, always be found at the last place you left them, and furthermore, that your TV remote shall stop waltzing off of its own volition. So the God has proclaimed, so it shall be.

^---My message as I went trick-or-treating as The God of Things. <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">I have no idea how this happened. Really</div></p>

tried under the couch? thats my answer for EVERYTHING! <p><div style="text-align:center"> <span style="color:fuchsia;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">LAMBO SWIMS LIKE A BRICK!!</span>

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"I've been to heaven and hell and i still don't know if there is a god or a devil"
-Nny</div>
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Even "Will you marry me?", Glu? <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"Even if you have lots of hit points, a dagger through the eye is a dagger through the eye."
-Dungeons and Dragons Player's Handbook v3.5, page 145

"I don't know who's a bigger fool: Him for going, you for following, or me for not leaving you both."
-Demona, Gargoyles (Episode 11: Long Way to Morning)</p>

My keys were crafty and dastardly indeed! They were hiding on the keyrack! <p>[---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"</p>

And so, Spleen's love goes unrequited within the comfy folds of the sofabed. Woe, woe! Is there no woman for whom Spleen's genteel heart may do some sort of amusing thing? <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

Gasp! The keyhold!? Who would've EVER tried to look for them there? XD <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">Christian Cordeus - Shamelessly stealing school supplies since 1993.</div></p>

More often than not, when something goes missing in my house, it's found in the fridge.

No, I don't know why, either. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

Since my place is so small, the possibility of me actually losing something in it is pretty damn small. But you know what they say, the less the chance the higher the probability, because I seem to be ALWAYS looking for something. <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">Christian Cordeus - Shamelessly stealing school supplies since 1993.</div></p>