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Today I am 20! <p>

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I think it's worth quite a lot. 20 years of Brian's existence is a good thing. <p>-------------------------
"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit and the emperor remains an emperor." -- Sandman "The Kindly Ones" </p>

Congratulations!

I know you don't care because you didn't care enough to state you didn't care! So For What It's Worth:

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday!


Dance, hotdog, dance!
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One more year and we can legaly set you on fire!

You're still not old enough for a cane! Or a drink, for that matter. :[

Everyone's old enough for a cane. <p>

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Only if you're a glorious bastard with a limp in your right leg.

Magnus de Silentio suffers from juvenile rheumatoid arthritis and walks with a cane. It's made of lucite, so it's totally transparent. <p>

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Or if you want to make glorious bastards with limps in their right legs. <p>

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Will they tell people who want to die that they're fucking morons?

I'm a little late, but happy birthday man. Consequently you share a birthday with my ex-girlfriend, who also turned 20 yesterday.

You were born today? That's odd, I could swear I had met you before... <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

I guess that I'm fashionably late with the congrads but, as you all well know by now, I'm fairly appathetic about it anyways. So happy birthday AM, hope that you had a good one.

- Blackwind.

Wasn't bad. Several people helped to make it better!

Maybe I'll actually do something to celebrate it this weekend, or finally go out and buy a fucking PS2. <p>

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Real men get X-Boxes. Then bludgeon something to death with them.

*Bludgeons Jak to death with his X-Box*

- Blackwind. <p>"I think weird is the latin root of role-player." - Gurgling Ooze</p>

Jak is right. I have a contact, in fact, who will mod your Xbox so it can play PS2 games =D <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

And I have a contact who will get you a magical flying pony!

Hey, it's just as plausible.

Anyways, happy 20ing. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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The difference being that you have not seen this pony. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

My roommate owns an XBox, while I personally own no XBox games. Conversely, I own several PS1/2 games that I wish I could play and cannot at the moment, because my roommate's PS2 was destroyed over the summer by his younger brother.

Short answer: While we could hypothetically mod my roommate's XBox, it'd be easier to go buy a refurbished GameStop PS2! <p>

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No fair! I thought you were a year younger than me! Not two months!

I'm going to tell Santa! <p>[---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"</p>