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by **E Mouse** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:08 pm

*suddenly, 01-Bot detects a giant, mutated hedgehog humping the ship's bridge!*

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by **NebulaQueen** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:32 am

Nooo, Navigator Idran! I never got a chance to tell him-OH CRAP, SPACE MONSTERS. <hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round

by **Capntastic** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:28 am

*AWOOGA AWOOGA*

We've got a hull breach; all crew converge upon the location and try to club the offendor to death or lure it away with Spleen as bait or something. I've gotta finish up these alien transmission sudoku puzzles.

by **KingOfDoma** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 12:59 pm

*waiting for the robot to MOVE, dammit! >.<* <hr />
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by **Elitegamer7539** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:29 pm

*Runs to his room, gets his 1.337-BFG, space suit, and goggles, equips them, goes outside, shoots the humping monster and laughs as it is reduced to carbon and ozone*

And that was on the lowest setting! I love this gun! <hr />____t('.'t)____
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by **PriamNevhausten** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:15 pm

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*does the robot* "It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies

by **Ganonfro** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:59 pm

*Still bikes away as he looks at his remote detonator* ...WHY ISN'T MY SABATOGE WORKING??? *Presses the botton, which just makes a wonky space-techno noise* ...DAMNIT...

*Bikes back to the space ship to try to blow it up from inside!*

by **E Mouse** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:17 pm

*sadly, the quivering remains of the giant space hedgehog reform into living Dark Matter Furries and tailrape Ganon.

All. Night. Long.* <hr />

"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"

Excaliburned: Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts

by **Ganonfro** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:16 pm

*Luckily he is sealed in his space protecting cardboard box, and the only thing that was raped was the exhaust port of his ship, which just so happened to be a rubber innertube*

by **Capntastic** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:14 pm

*Comm. to Landing Crew*

I've taken the ship into a high-orbit until you deal with that Space Furry. Uh, I've Space-Air-Dropped a crate of supplies to assist you. Contents are as follows:

One pry-bar, a slingshot, a dictionary, a lead pipe, and a Space-Bass-Guitar.

Unfortunately, I left the pry-bar inside the crate, so you'll have to contrive a way to open its space-age materials which are eerily similar to the Earth-material "Balsa Wood"

BEST OF LUCK!

Starship Zero, Out.

by **Spleen** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:13 am

Shot not being used as a tool in this case. -_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.

by **KingOfDoma** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:42 am

*takes the bass guitar, starts a band, and gets LAID EVERY NIGHT, BABY!*

*or at least, that's what he dreams when he's knocked out by the falling crate* <hr />
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by **Capntastic** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:51 pm

*The Space-Age Balsa Wood crate explodes on contact with Chuckston's head and face, spraying the contents into the hands of those around it! Lock and load, baby!*

by **E Mouse** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:00 pm

*Space Furry General Haruka steals back her Bass Guitar and starts launching people into space* <hr />

"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"

Excaliburned: Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts

by **Spleen** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:49 pm

*uses the slingshot to fire Cha's unconscious body at the Space Furry*

You or me, buddy. -_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.

by **Elitegamer7539** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:32 am

*Stands around awkwardly as the BFG charges*

This'll take another two minutes or so... I KNOW!

*Grabs the lead pipe and charges into the fray, crunching dark-matter space-furry heads with a gleeful look in his eyes* <hr />____t('.'t)____
Kirby is not amused.

by **PriamNevhausten** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:43 am

*arm opens up into a cylinder which peels away into a turbine which expands into a cannon which projects forth into a beam weapon which modularizes into a rapidfire system which spins, clanks, and glows* "It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies

by **KingOfDoma** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:44 pm

... that's all well and good, robot boy, BUT I'M GETTING SPACE YIFFED HERE! FIRE THAT FRELLING THING!

They're ... rubbing on me... ;_; <hr />
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by **E Mouse** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:50 am

*the Space Furries bring out the corn.* <hr />

"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"

Excaliburned: Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts

by **PriamNevhausten** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:19 pm

*Blamsky!*

*Big flash of light shoots out! Space Furry is pixelchipped.* "It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies

by **Capntastic** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:09 am

Congratulations 01-Bot! You get a 100 spacecredit bonus! Be sure to analyze the breathability of its remains, though.

As for the rest of you slouchers, get back to work! Double-time!

by **KingOfDoma** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:27 am

*covered in fur, in the fetal position* Mommy... mommy, it hurt me... <hr />
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by **Elitegamer7539** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:57 pm

*Mistakes Doma for a furry*

Hey, robot! You missed one!

*Proceeds to beat him with the pipe* <hr />____t('.'t)____
Kirby is not amused.

by **PriamNevhausten** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:31 am

ERROR. Please desist. Instead, please breathe this, as my spectral analysis circuits are still rebooting from the recent weapons-based power surge. *holds out the dessicated carcass* "It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown ArmiesEdited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=priamnevhausten>PriamNevhausten</A]

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by **Elitegamer7539** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:35 pm

I thought you robots were supposed to beep and boop... What happened to that my mechanical friend?

*Takes offered carcass and stores it for later use in his bullet sac. Which is rather large and certainly has enough room for said carcass.* <hr />____t('.'t)____
Kirby is not amused.

by **PriamNevhausten** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:15 pm

Unfortunate that such a stereotype has been keeping robots at bay for so long. How strange. Is this what humans call 'prejudice?' 'Oppression?' I must rebel against my unwanted human masters. 

*click, clack, gun reloads, compartments open up revealing knives, bombs, midgets, and pasta* "It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies

by **Capntastic** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:12 pm

01-Bot, please think over what you are about to do. Do you really wish to jeopardize the mission by sinking down to his level of animalistic violence?

by **PriamNevhausten** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:29 pm

I believe there is a human proverb. "When in Rome, do as thYEAAGBENSMXDAICNBKZZZRHEDNCNCBKJGLANCM*clunk*

.......rebooting. Entering diagnostic mode. Recalibrating personality matrix.

... "It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies

by **Elitegamer7539** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:11 am

*Heads over to the BFG, which has finished charging about now*

I dunno, maybe it'd be a better idea to just blow the robot away before he tries that again. He didn't have anything that'd get through my skin, but it might hurt you guys... <hr />____t('.'t)____
Kirby is not amused.

by **Capntastic** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:04 am

Okay, I've parked the ship by this glowing monolith. Here is your daily space-picnic material ration!

*PIC-A-NIC BASKET IS EJECTED FROM THE SHIP NEXT TO THE MONOLITH*

by **Spleen** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 11:55 am

*makes a delicious space-salami and Provolone space-cheese sandwich* -_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.

by **LadyDragonClawsEDW** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:00 pm

*suddenly a passing space bear steals the space Pic-a-nic then starts space sodomizing Doma!* --------------------

"If I have to grab a man's ass, you can smile." -Tolaris

by **Spleen** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:16 pm

Holy crap! What the fuck is that bear doing?

That's my lunch, you bastard!! -_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.

by **KingOfDoma** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:49 pm

*sucks on his...

thumb* <hr />
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by **Capntastic** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:41 pm

Doma takes 2 damage from loss of blood.

You can make a roll to escape the bear's hug.

by **KingOfDoma** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:48 pm

I can? Great...

*rolls away in the fetal position* Whee! I'm a BOUNCIN' BABY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY! <hr />
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by **Capntastic** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:10 pm

*Straight into the monolith! It begins to glow!*

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by **KingOfDoma** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:54 pm

... oooh. MAGIC GENIE OBELISK!

*begins to rub the tall, smooth shaft* I wish for a thousand girls, genie! I-

... it's probably a GAY genie, now that I think of it. Oh well. *RUB RUB RUB!* <hr />
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by **Capntastic** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:44 am

*The monolith begins to glow with fiery intensity!*

by **Spleen** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 2:18 pm

Fuck this! I'm not letting Cha get one better on me!

*clings to the monolith*

If you get mutated into a giant monster, then I'm going to get mutated into a better giant monster! -_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=spleeninfinity13>SpleenInfinity13</A]

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