First Nethack of the season!

[Archmage]

It has been posited before.

No equipped items, but I can use whatever I want otherwise?

[Spleen]

I was actually joking, but if you were gonna do it, I'd say that would be fair.

[Archmage]

In the interest of preserving "nudity" without insanity, I will limit myself from using anything equipped via the w or W commands, but I can still wear things equipped with the P command (rings, amulets, lenses, towels, and blindfolds, as I'm still "naked"). No wielding non-weapon items except pick-axes (and only as digging tools, no hitting enemies with them). Carrying weapons or objects, around to throw, as long as they are never equipped, is acceptable.

And, as requested, no monks. I'm planning for this as we speak.

[Archmage]

I got sick of playing naked samurai a while ago and decided I was going to play a game that was actually fun again. D:

Largely speaks for itself:

http://alt.org/nethack/dumplog/Archbrian.lastgame.txt

Playing online is kinda fun when it isn't lagging. I have TTYrecs of all my games and it does an automatic endgame dump!

http://alt.org/nethack/player-stats.php ... =Archbrian

Edit: alt.org/nethack/ is having a June tournament, sponsored by player Eidolos!

http://sartak.katron.org/nh/07/

[Zemyla]

How the blazing *fuck* does that guy all the way at the bottom have 2,147,483,647 points and 4,140 HP?

[Archmage]

This humorous story recounts the maximium score game played by Zadir.

Huge HP totals aren't that weird; that part's easy, if you're willing to do it right and spend a lot of time in the process playing with nurses and potions of healing. It's a hell of a lot easier to have 4000 HP than it is to achieve -127 AC or a damage modifier of +127, but they're all feasible if you don't mind taking forever to pull it off.