Comedy Bronze

[KingOfDoma]

Drow hicks.

[Besyanteo]

Drow Maltese (With Blueberry Maltesers) <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[PriamNevhausten]

Drow internet culture. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[E Mouse]

The hidden Drow Burial Grounds. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Shinigori V2]

Drow Sitcoms. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

[E Mouse]

Didn't we have that one already?

The Drow Shopping Channel. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Shinigori V2]

I see your Drow Shopping Channel and raise you Drow WB. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

[Justice Augustus]

I see your Drow WB, and raise you Drow Fox News.
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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

[KingOfDoma]

I see your Drow Fox News, and go all in with The Drowly Report with Jon Lolthwart, The Coldrow Report with Stephen Coldrow, Chappellolth's Show, and... basically Drow Comedy Central in its entirety.

[Justice Augustus]

Touche.
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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

[PriamNevhausten]

The Underdark's very own O'Reilly Factor. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Idran1701]

FelynLordOfLight: Y'know, it occurs to me that the humans may be comedy bronze, in that they can make almost anything funny.
Jhan the Sincere: Oh ho? You have specific examples in mind, eh? :D
FelynLordOfLight: Consider, if you will, the human PTA.
Jhan the Sincere: I don't know why I laughed, but as soon as I said "Human Parent Teacher Association" in my head I did.
FelynLordOfLight: Karen: My mother thought I wasn't doing well, so she calmly discussed the matter with our head of education.
FelynLordOfLight: Karen: It was settled without a single blow being dealt!
Jhan the Sincere: *chortling*
Jhan the Sincere: That awrrents at least two bonus points
FelynLordOfLight: >:D
FelynLordOfLight: One has to wonder how human fate casting works.
Jhan the Sincere: Fumbling carving attempts and mold stuffed with fireflies.
FelynLordOfLight: "Yes, well, I was going to divine your destiny, but I couldn't read my own runes. Stupid darkness..."
Jhan the Sincere: Hahahha
FelynLordOfLight: I think this warrants a topic.
Jhan the Sincere: I think it does <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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[Kelne]

I do believe Idran wins the thread.

Nevertheless...

Batdrow. <p>Centuries of threats of "I'll turn you all to stone!" and "I'll knock you all down!" have caused Domans to develop an instinct to form small groups. For safety, I assure you. – Keir</p>

[Justice Augustus]

Drow Sleepover parties.
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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

[E Mouse]

Spiderdrow.

And Vole-drow, for good measure. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Idran1701]

...Spider drow exist, E-Mouse. They're called "drider". They're those drow who have offended Lolth in some form, and thus are cursed to have their form altered by her. <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
</p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=idran1701>Idran1701</A] at: 6/25/06 19:56

[Reako Somner]

I think he means in the SPIDERMAN sense.

[Idran1701]

Then what's Vole-drow referencing? <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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[KingOfDoma]

Squirrel Girl, of course.

[Idran1701]

If anyone survived M-Day, I'm glad she did.



(Still wasn't a Doombot.) <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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[E Mouse]

On that note, the Drow <s>F*rry</s> Reptlite Community.

[edit - fixing code - SS]
[edit - Note to self, EZBoard doesn't have strikethrough [] code. Bastards.] <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=emouse>E]&nbsp; at: 6/26/06 10:06