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by **Capntastic** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:16 am

I can get myself out of situations I get myself into.

by **Askme** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:15 am

I'm a ninja.

by **Choark** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:45 am

I'm a barbarian ninja! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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by **Molokidan** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:01 pm

SUSHI NINJA FTW <p>--------
"Well slap a dead fish on me and call me Molokidan!"</p>

by **Wolfbelly** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:08 pm

I'm not retarded. <p><span style="font-size:x-small;"><div style="text-align:center">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't you fight it girl, it's only NAT-U-RAL. Can't disguise what's in your eyes. They say too much. Don't deny that when we touch, it's PHY-SI-CAL. Let it be you and me, don't fight it baby.</div></span></p>

by **Choark** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:26 pm

I don't post statements full of lies. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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by **Zemyla** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:31 pm

I wear pants. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

by **Jak Snide** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:57 pm

I wear trousers.

by **NebulaQueen** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:15 pm

I wear both. <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

by **NamagomiMk0** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:51 pm

I wear all of the above and a SHIRT. <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>

by **Nick Shogun** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:13 pm

I didn't once drop-kick the Pope on a dare. <p><div style="text-align:center">

www.livejournal.com/users/jankenpo/
Jan-Ken-Po, an Online Webcomic. Hasn't been Updated in Months!
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by **Choark** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:37 pm

I don't wear pants! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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by **NamagomiMk0** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:12 pm

I have a parrot on my shoulder <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>

by **Ganonfro** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:25 pm

My parrot isn't dead. :(

by **KingOfDoma** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:28 pm

I have never owned evil birds.

by **Spleen** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:40 pm

If I owned evil birds, they'd be eaten by my evil hamster. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **NebulaQueen** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:45 pm

I actually own animals that aren't evil. <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

by **Dan** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:56 pm

I owned a fish called Maximus.

(True fact)

by **Nick Shogun** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:30 pm

I owned a man in boxers named Maximus. Not entirelly legal, I know. <p><div style="text-align:center">

www.livejournal.com/users/jankenpo/
Jan-Ken-Po, an Online Webcomic. Hasn't been Updated in Months!
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by **KingOfDoma** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:53 pm

I watched Gladiator.

by **Dr Ninja PhD** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:35 am

I thought this thread was for posting actual accomplishments rather than the first inane, mostly made up thing that popped into our heads.

by **Ganonfro** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:55 am

I happily know that what makes someone "better" is subjective, and doesn't take things in this thread seriously.

by **Dr Ninja PhD** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:15 am

I understand how to structure my sentences correctly so that it doesn't sound like a concept is trying to take a thread seriously.

by **Ganonfro** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:43 am

Yes, but you don't have a sense of humor, since hardly anyone is really saying they're better than someone else.

*Lights Doc on fire and has a jolly good time*

by **PriamNevhausten** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:58 am

I am still a logic puzzle. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

by **RebelKitsune** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:21 am

I'm Maltese.

This applies to everyone who already posted in this thread. Especially BrainWalker. <p><div style="text-align:center">

<span style="color:navy;font-family:century gothic;font-size:large;">LOSER!!!1!!1!WTFLOL!1</span>
<span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">"Inspiration doesn't fart on command." ~ Diachan</span>
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by **NamagomiMk0** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:23 am

My birthday this year is on 6/6/06. <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>

by **RebelKitsune** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:44 am

I'm not a hellspawn :( <p><div style="text-align:center">

<span style="color:navy;font-family:century gothic;font-size:large;">LOSER!!!1!!1!WTFLOL!1</span>
<span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">"Inspiration doesn't fart on command." ~ Diachan</span>
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by **Besyanteo** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:29 am

Anything you can do, I can do better.

I can do anything better than you. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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by **E Mouse** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:48 am

I don't rely on song quotes to make a point. :( <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

by **Choark** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:51 am

I'm the best damn mouse catcher here. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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by **E Mouse** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:54 am

I have a tendency not to stay caught.

:( <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

by **LadyDragonClawsEDW** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:18 am

I don't end every statement with an internet frowny face.

by **E Mouse** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:43 am

I <S>pinch</S> bite. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

by **Choark** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:17 pm

I chomp! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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by **Endesu** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:57 pm

I don't bold my text unless necessary.

As you can see, I didn't find it necessary. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
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by **Zemyla** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:43 pm

I do find it necessary. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

by **Choark** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:11 pm

I'm a female Anonymous on 4Chan? <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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by **exoticbeauty004** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:02 pm

I'm just a female...who dosen't have final this hour ^_^

by **Choark** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:04 pm

I was going to go for the easy spelling mistake better then comment but as its me I think that would of been a little too... Something. Can't remember the word.

Instead:

I'm not a number!! I.E. I don't have a number in my name! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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