The RPGWW Earthbound Project

[LadyDragonClawsEDW]

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Whatever is chosen for 'Giygas' should be as bleak, unthinkable, vile, chaotic, insane, powerful, and inexplicably attacking as the original.

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So...TALLPANZER? <p>--------------------

"If I have to grab a man's ass, you can smile." -Tolaris</p>

[E Mouse]

DESTRUCTION ITSELF, TAKEN FORM AS A GIANT PENIX.

Why didn't I think of that sooner?

Also, my SD = Puke comment was sparked by the fact that Master Puke in Deep Darkness is defeated by having Poo fly in and use PSI Starstorm Omega on him. This is part of a scripted sequence and could be modified appropriately for Omar to leap in and save the day, though it will probably have to involve the related PSI skill, whatever its name and effects are changed to.

Meanwhile, Master Belch-SD could be beaten by stealing some of Deeum's H-manga. :D <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Deeum]

Old jokes hooray! <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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[Endesu]

AHA. Mus' obsessive knowledge of Earthbound saves the Internet!

And this idea is rather amusing! I'll have to consider it.

Who's going to be Pokey, though? I could keep Chuck as Pokey for no apparent reason... <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

[Spleen]

Someone not particularly well-liked and generally ineffectual. Me, for instance, though I'd rather be part of the Runaway Five, changed to Fuzzy D and the Penquinauts. If Zero doesn't wind up as Jeff, he'd be in the band, too.

Also, Zero and I came up with the following (I found an Earthbound script online specifically so I could remember how the line went in the original).

(Runaway Five Member)
'Let's go to Threed!
'Our tour bus is too loud for any ghosts to bother us.
'Do you want a ride?
>>Yes
>>No

"Our tour bus is too loud for any ghosts to bother us" can totally be changed to "Spleen's unwashed body exudes a malodorous aura that repels even the undead." <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[Endesu]

Spleen? You remind me of someone from the GHZ board who continues to post despite the fact that he's belittled after every single post he makes. I don't actively see that happening at the moment, but it seems to be the general thing with you.

I recommend drugs.

Thanks for the info, though! <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

[NebulaQueen]

I second Tifa Pikachan making a cameo. :D <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

[Nakibe]

End: Solis is MY RP character. Now I go off to cry like a baby. >:{ <p><span style="font-size:small;"><hr />
Currently idolizing - Roger Bacon, Shadow Hearts
Likes : Forbidden magics, Determined people, His teacher
Dislikes : Stupid people, Church officials, People that prey on the weak
Method of Destroying the World : Feh. God can do it for me. >:{
Becomes Super Powerful When : ... well F***. When ISN'T he?</span>

"Lunatic? The sages of EVERY age were called that! Let HISTORY decide whether my actions were good or bad. For now, we must forge ahead!"</p>

[E Mouse]

Oh come on, like I recognize ANYONE'S RP characters.

On the subject of Pokey, well, who's a troll that's stuck around for an extended period of time?

Banjooie! It makes so much sense now! <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Spleen]

:D! <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[Dragon Sage007]

I recommend Joe Lieberman for Giygas, myself. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"> </div></p>

[NamagomiMk0]

Well, as far as other lamers for EB-fodder go, you've got...

Demiholymon
xMogMooglex
Cosmetor
PSLiar
PrinceOfDoma
That one bastard who flooded the forums the one time after the bullshit he pulled as a GM. (I forgot his name)
Ziratha
Ordinator

...that's all I can think of for now. <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>

[Spleen]

I think Nama is referring to Thalakos Magi. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[NamagomiMk0]

Yes. Thank you, Spleen. <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>

[Spleen]

You're welcome. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[Ganonfro]

Could I be the guy that says "Say Fuzzy Pickles!"?

[E Mouse]

The photographer.

Who should probably be someone who lurks constantly, then comes out of nowhere to say something weird once every eon or something.

Sadly, I can think of no one that fits this description well. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Zemyla]

Tai? <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

[KingOfDoma]

If he doesn't do it, I'll jump off a cliff. <p><hr />
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[Endesu]

OKAY HELLO

Based on the recommendations seen in this here topic

So far, we have

Ness: Rube
Paula: DM
Jeff: Zero
Poo: Omar
Master Puke: SD
Master Belch: SD
Pokey: Banjooie
Camera Man: Tai
Runaway Five: Fuzzy D and the Penquinauts

The lamers could be the big bosses.

I'm still not sure about Giygas, though 4chan could be a good one. (The screaming 'face' could be /b, har har.)
Effectively making the big finale /b and Banjooie. It's somehow fitting.

Since Ganon wants to have a role, like I said, I could utilise the powers of OLD FUCKING JOKE-fu and do a bad attempt at putting a panda in King's place. :D!

And okay, now I know who Solis is. Hooray! I've never been in an RP with Solis, but I at least know whose character it is!

I need to know who would be Everdred, though. You know, that guy who attacks you at Burglin' Park for no apparent reason. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=crawlingreshiki>Crawling] at: 2/27/06 16:02

[Choark]

*shrugs*

I enjoy attacking people for no reason what-so-ever. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>

[Endesu]

Yes, but Everdred also looks like a smelly, middle-aged man.

Do you really want that stigma? <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

[Choark]

...

You be apart from be knowing as a smelly, just-adult manly man? Yeah - I can dig it. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>

[Endesu]

Since I doubt anyone will be rushing to claim this role, I'm sure you'll be the best candidate for it. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

[E Mouse]

Sprite and plot edits, dude. And Everdred is actually pretty cool. He even says farewell with a haiku!

And I notice you said something about where to place me, but I fear you interpreted it differently than I first thought!

I'll SMAAAAASH you, bitch >:

*uses PSI Yalogank Gamma* <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[ikozaedro]

so...who will be the black and white talking sand grains ? <p><div style="text-align:center"> <span style="color:fuchsia;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">LAMBO SWIMS LIKE A BRICK!!</span>

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Angels sung out, an immaculate chorus, down form the heaven descended Chuck Norris"
- Lemon Demon, "the ultimate showdon of ultimate destiny"</div>
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[Ganonfro]

Ohnoes! I am undone by old jokery!

...Just remember that the panda is on fire.

[E Mouse]

The <s>sand grains</s> seseme seeds should be someone really obscure or that only appeared once or twice, preferably people romantically involved with one another or somesuch. Perhaps in chibi form.

Also, giving 'King' PSI <S>Fire</S> Assflame Alpha as a rare attack may not be unbalanced, actually! <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Endesu]

Mus will obviously be the Exit Mouse. If he believes he'll be anything else, he'll have to take it up with... someone who's not me.

ANYHOW. While I have done some stuff, it's on another computer with no Net access. So updates will be slow.

HOWEVER. I have also taken the script of the game and have slowly begun editing it so that it fits the RPGWW 'style' of humor. So countless old injokes can be made, and those who get them will have a brief chuckle at most. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

[KingOfDoma]

I've made up my mind.

I wanna be that guy that Poo learns Starstorm from. I cannot remember his name.

Cuz I rock. ^_^ <p><hr />
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[NamagomiMk0]

Noting that Poo will now be Omar...well, you get the idea. <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>

[Reako Somner]

Wow, I'm a possibility for the name of the main character.

Holy crap.

But the sprite would still be Rube. :(

[Shinigori V2]

Earthbound wasn't That good.

That is all. :( <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

[Choark]

Takes such a bitter twisted man to find a thread completely about one game and say he doesn't think its that good to everyone as they're celebrating and bastardising it through love and cookies...

... I approve! You bitter twisted half man with a void instead of a soul. =D <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>

[E Mouse]

Hmmm, who next?

Liar X. Aggerate? Frank Fly?

Liar's personality should be obvious... anyone overly deceptive that comes to mind? Does The/That other Guy come here anymore?

Frank Fly starts out as an enemy and has a giant robot to try and beat you up with, but ends up being a nice enough guy. He also has a bunch of cronies. ... I say Kelne. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[LadyDragonClawsEDW]

Shini: Your MOM wasn't that good!

LAST NIGHT <p>--------------------

"If I have to grab a man's ass, you can smile." -Tolaris</p>

[Endesu]

Shiny: In addition to what Kate said, you are smelly. Like a furry who hasn't taken a bath.

GO TAKE A BATH.

Further: I have no idea what a Reako sprite would look like! I picked Rube as Ness simply because he's instantly recognizable to any and all RPGWW folks. And his costume is cool.

Nama is right, Chuck. Given that Poo is Omar, you'll essentially have some form of PSI Forced Prison Sex put upon you. Do you really want that? :D

Liar X. Aggregate... that guy that uncovers the Mani-Mani statue in Onett, right? Huh. For some reason, I'm totally thinking Shini. Both have that 'creepy vaguely uncle-like' quality.

Kelne could work as Frank Fly. Of course, then his gang would have to become a bunch of Minions.
(#32 attacks! He totally shreds your face with his shovel!) <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

[E Mouse]

My thoughts exactly.

And that shovel thing made me laugh more than it had any right to.

Though, you have a valid point about Shini.

Who else is in Onett? Hmm. Burger shop lady, hospital folk, mayor, that guy who cheats you with the beaten-down seahouse, travelling clowns/mimes/actors, the Spring Breeze Movement, Chief Strong and the police force (King Charles and company?)... and who'll we make Titanic Ant, with its little minions?

On another note, I think Pervy would be appropriate for the 'healer' who starts showing up in hospitals in Twoson, who heals posession/diamondized/mushroomized/etc. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Choark]

I third the Kelne notion!

Consider it thirded! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>

[Endesu]

Titanic Ant would obviously be one of the lamers. Possibly someone with a huge post count yet is, well, totally lame, or only has very small points to make (BIG Post Count = Titanic. Small Points = Ant. Get it?! GET IT?!?!). Possibly Vir? From what I've heard of him, it would fit.

Most of the generic folk in Onett... I'm not sure. People like the Burger Shop lady and all could stay the same, since the (smile, smile) bit is classic. The food she'd serve would be different, obviously.

Chuck could be Chief Strong, and the various Police Officers could either be generic cops or possibly particular guards (such as Griff).

And Pervy could work as the healer.

I just had a thought. If able to edit it, I'd like to make the Mani-Mani statue into a statue of Enlil, Pervy's angel character. I don't know why, it just seems right. :D

UPDATED CAST LIST
Bubble Monkey: Purple Bubble Monkey
Buzz Buzz: Hakaril's Hat (AM)
Cameraman: Tai
Chief Strong: Chuck
Everdred: Cho
Exit Mouse: E-Mouse
Frank Fly: Kelne
Giygas: 4chan
Giygas [screaming face]: /b
Hippie: Sorune
Jeff: Zero
King: Ganonfro (on fire)
Liar X. Aggregate: Shini
Master Belch: SD
Master Puke: SD
Maxwell: Zem
Ness: Rube
Ness' Mom: Rube (with wig)
Ness' Sister: Rube (with different wig)
Paula: DM
Pokey: Banjooie
Poo: Omar
Runaway Five: FUzzy D and the Penquinauts
Titanic Ant: Trebaxian Vir
Twoson Healer: Pervy <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=crawlingreshiki>Crawling] at: 3/3/06 12:12