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by **E Mouse** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:28 am

*uses cute thing powers to transform into rival spaceship*

UCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

*crashes into the Landale*

>_< <hr />

"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"

Excaliburned: Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts

by **Spleen** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:43 am

*grudingly revives Cha*

I wanted to be the engineer, dammit. Hell, I'm not even female and cute.

And since I'm the only medical practitioner on this ship, there's not even a space doctor around to make me female and cute. -_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.

by **Capntastic** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:28 am

Honey, there ain't a space doctor alive that could make you female and cute.

Now get in your unit.

by **Spleen** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:32 am

*grumble grumble grumble enter unit grumble grumble grumble*

I'll have you know that medical malpractice laws don't extend into uncharted areas of space. Think on that the next time an alien beast rips off one of your limbs. -_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.

by **Capntastic** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:34 am

Nor do laws pertaining to the abuse of employees.

And Shini has a length of rubber hose and a duplicate key to your unit.

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by **KingOfDoma** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:43 am

*half dead on an operating table*

... um... I think I passed out with BOTH my kidneys... e_e <hr />
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by **Ganonfro** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:50 pm

*Bikes into Zero's air lock, and stows away*

by **Elitegamer7539** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:52 pm

Y'know, I really hope no sparks or anything go off in my room or anything... If something in there catches fire we're likely to explode with the force and brightness of three supernovas.

...Not that it'd hurt me much, but I figure you guys wouldn't like that. <hr />____t('.'t)____
Kirby is not amused.

by **Spleen** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:32 pm

Just as long as those caught in the blast are totally disintegrated and all I have is paperwork, no clean-up, I'm fine. -_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.

by **PriamNevhausten** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:59 pm

Calculations have shown that its brightness would only be equivalent to that of 1.8762319 supernovas. Human capacity for hyperbole is an intriguing mechanism. "It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies

by **Spleen** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:10 pm

I motion that our android BEEP needs more beeps and boops, per BEEP the original crew requirements BOOP. -_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

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by **Ganonfro** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:17 pm

*Leaves a small electronically timed lighter in "Biggs" room, set to go off in five minutes, then fleas the ship with his bike powered hyperdrive*

*Honks his bike horn as a taunt as he speeds off down the space street*

by **Elitegamer7539** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:13 pm

...Is something in my room beeping?

Dammit, get the android out of there, he might put off enough heat to set something off. <hr />____t('.'t)____
Kirby is not amused.

by **KingOfDoma** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:00 am

*replaces his kidney with a wet sponge, and returns to a work station that does whatever the hell is needed at the time*

Hey, any chance I'll get some tail on this mission, alien or otherwise? <hr />
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by **Capntastic** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:10 am

You could try hooking up with the nurse, I guess.

*Pilots the ship.*

by **NebulaQueen** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:05 pm

*Shouts from inside the unit*

Sir! Will we be compensated for our twenty five cents? <hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round

by **Capntastic** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:13 pm

It goes directly towards paying off your Space-Jumpsuit and Space-Laser rental. Also, sweet, precious air.

*Punches the Warp-Jump to the next level! ZWOOM!*

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by **Capntastic** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:32 am

The Starship Zero touches down on an alien planet, far beyond the Sun, far beyond anything mankind has ever dreamed of! The planet is blue with green dots, and with lots of mountains and the sky is blue-screened so that it looks pink.

Off in the distance, carved into the side of a mountain, is a fantastic alien city with lights and little hover-wagons floating around. It's a sight to behold!

"Alright folks, get out and do your space-jobs!"

by **Shinigori V2** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:35 am

I forgot what my job was. <hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div>

by **PriamNevhausten** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:37 am

Yes sir BEEP. *begins analyzing all plant and animal life for signs of breathability* "It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies

by **KingOfDoma** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 8:57 am

*searches for something with boobs and a pulse* <hr />
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by **Capntastic** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:29 pm

Shini: Your job is to boss Spleen and Chuckstor around with your length of rubber hose. You're a valuable motivator in bleak times such as this. Also, maybe lead them to the Alien City and get some info or food. I will be sticking here in the Starship Zero and acting as your spotter.

01-Bot: There is life signatures in the city, which is a kilometer to the West. The air is not breathable at all, and is in fact highly poisonous to human life forms. There is also an Alien Mushroom sixteen meters away from the ship's front door.

Chuckle: You die, due to exiting the spaceship before donning your space-goggles. Luckily, when you inserted your quarter into the crew quarters terminal, two backup clones were formed. You are now on your second to last life; extra lives can be obtained by inserting more quarters, eating exotic space mushrooms, or collecting one-hundred of something. The little tune you will hear when any of these tasks is accomplished signifies you have surpassed one of these criteria.

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by **KingOfDoma** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:07 pm

... something? Just something? Alright.

*dons space goggles, goes outside, and starts "collecting" dust particles on the ground* <hr />
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by **PriamNevhausten** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:24 pm

*attempts to discern whether the local flora and fauna are breathable moreso than the air* "It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies

by **Spleen** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:31 pm

*dons space-goggles so he can breathe, and goes out and collects Cha #1's body to use as raw material in the food synthesizer (and to raid him for organs, again). Then goes and fills out paperwork explaining why Cha died and how it totally wasn't Spleen's fault.*

*also, inserts 4 quarters, just in case* -_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

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by **Capntastic** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:41 pm

Chuckle: Dust isn't something, dust is part of something. Currently, you have collected .0045 rocks.

01-Bot: The flora, comprised mainly of small glowing space-mushrooms is not breathable. They may be edible, if cooked properly. Any fauna is outside of scanning range.

Nurspleen: The machine eats your quarters.

by **Elitegamer7539** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:49 pm

Captain, is there anything for me to shoot on this planet? I just got done tuning up the gatling gun, and I wanna make sure it's still rotating properly. <hr />____t('.'t)____
Kirby is not amused.

by **Capntastic** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:52 pm

Do I have to do your job for you?

by **Spleen** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:24 pm

*puts his space goggles back on, and goes out to find 01.*

The machine ate my quarters. Can you seduce it into giving them back? Can't you have, like, machine-sex? -_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.

by **Idran1701** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:25 pm

*navigates stuff I dunno*

(User was put in the brig for this post)

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by **KingOfDoma** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:42 pm

Darn.

... would phone numbers count? Or, subspace addresses, or whatever?

*also, whips out a scanner and starts scanning his dust, seeing what it registers as...* Point oh oh four five rocks, my undersexed ass... <hr />
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by **PriamNevhausten** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:37 am

Humans are so strange. Does reproductive activity cause you to vomit?

Be aware of the atmosphere around here. If you find yourself out of breathable matter in your suit, try to find a small forest animal to breathe until you can make it to safety. "It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies

by **Capntastic** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:00 am

Idran: Get to work!

Chuck: Your scanner also tells you the power level of the .0045 rocks. It is .0045. Unfortunately, your scanner is from a no-name imitator-company in China, and explodes since this sort of power level is off the charts.

01-Bot: Excellent observation! Proceed with the mission with caution, these aliens may be female and sexy, but they just as easily may have tentacles or be female and not-sexy.

by **Idran1701** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:50 am

*turns in a photocopy of a picture of Peach's eye* <hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin

by **Capntastic** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:52 am

*Forcefully ejects Idran from the Starship Zero*

AND STAY OUT.

by **Elitegamer7539** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:14 pm

Yo, 'Bot. Those forest animals still breathable while they're dead? And what about the large ones?

'Cause if they are, I think I'll go round us up a backup "air supply." <hr />____t('.'t)____
Kirby is not amused.

by **KingOfDoma** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:29 pm

... Don't worry, 01. I'll fix you.

*loosens his locomotion mechanisms*

Every robot needs a faithful, loyal mechanic. ^_^ <hr />
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by **PriamNevhausten** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:36 pm

Data on breathability factors:

Air: No
Plants: No
Animals: Inconclusive

Therefore, animals are the most probable source of breathable matter in the region. Recommended course of action is to contact that city, they may have edible water which we may use. "It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies

by **KingOfDoma** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:42 pm

... well? Lead the way...

IM: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ^_^ <hr />
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by **Celeste of Elvenhame** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:51 pm

((we need people to play the alien life forms)) -----Celeste of Elvenhame--------

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