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by **KingOfDoma** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:54 pm

You prevent the future. Existence stops.

I wish I could slap people around with my elemental earth magic skills. <p><hr />
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by **Roose Hurro** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:35 pm

Granted! However, since you have just prevented the future, all of Time and Space ceases to exist.

I wish I was 23 years younger...

Edit: Blast, foiled again! Guess that's what I get for taking a shower in the middle of a post...

Granted! Unfortunately, you get slapped back, and then thrown into prison for assault and battery.

See Above...

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by **Seethe347** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:33 am

Time rewinds to the year 1983 and you lose your memories of everything that has happened since then. As a result, you are fated to eventually make the same wish again, and again, and again, thus becoming trapped in the same time-loop for eternity.

I wish D&D hadn't discontinued the Dark Sun setting.

by **Roose Hurro** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:58 am

Granted! Of course, now it's too Dark to see anything.

I wish I had a talking rabbit for a friend...

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by **Seethe347** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:23 am

You are transformed into a ripoff of Al Bundy who has a large collection of guns and has nothing to do but sit in his basement all day drinking beer. Then your show gets cancelled and nobody remembers that you ever existed.

I wish those damn woodchucks would quit chucking all the wood.

Edit: Actually, I wish I could what all the wishes that have been made so far were, because I have this bothersome feeling that someone else has already made the above wish but I'm too lazy to look back through the thread to find out.

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=seethe347>Seethe347</A] at: 12/21/06 5:11

by **Roose Hurro** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:56 pm

Granted! Of course, now they have to chuck something else... anything they can get their paws on! And you just happen to be the first thing they chuck.

I wish pickles tasted like chicken...

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by **ikozaedro** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:10 pm

bamf! now chicken taste like pickles, so technically your wish still came true.

i wish for a rocking horse. <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
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"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
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by **Roose Hurro** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:52 pm

Granted! However, your horse's Elvis impersonation is so popular, he spends all his time on the road... gig after gig, surrounded by screaming fangirls (what girl doesn't love horses?)... so, well, you can't help feeling jealous. And then, it happens! He dumps you for a better (aka - hotter) manager, and you end up left by the wayside, not even able to claim any stud fees, let alone a percentage of the receipts. Your heart is broken... your bank account, empty! Ahhh... but you get even! You hire a vet (using a loan from your uncle "Vinny")... track your wayward horse down... and have him gelded! That'll teach the louse to spurn your love!

Unfortunately, it also ends his singing career... he can no longer "rock 'n roll" with such a high-pitched voice. No longer can he impersonate "The King"...

Oh, and the vet blabs. You end up in prison, stuck in a cell with a nice lady named "Bunnybuns".

I wish I owned a horse farm...

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by **ikozaedro** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:11 pm

(im surprised that i aparently got thrown into a women prision)

Yee-haw! you now own a horse farm, won by your grandfather on a very lucky poker game and now given to you.
sadly, you know nothing about horse care. all your horses die. the mental and emotional damage caused by this accident renders you completely insane.
Also, there was one horse that you actually did a good work with, it was the one from my wish, we all know how that ended up.

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my deviant art thingy!
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"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
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by **Battle Accountant** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:28 pm

*POOF!* Your doorbell rings and you open the door to a deluge of magical spheres. They are so numerous, in fact, that they all pile on top of you, smothering you to death. The good part about it is that they all smell strangely like rum cake. Odd.

I wish for 6 ovens.

by **Endesu** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:05 am

None of them work.

I wish that Sega was still making consoles. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
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by **KingOfDoma** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:08 am

You get them. Unfortunately, they're actually clay kilns, so all your cookies are baked at 1000 degrees celsius.

I wish I could travel through electrical currents like Electro. <p><hr />
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by **Spleen** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:17 am

End:
They are still making consoles. Master System after Master System after Master System. And no one's making games for it, anymore, either.

Cha:
Traveling through them? Easy. Resuming normal function when you're at your destination? Not easy.

As for my wish, I wish I was a mighty wizard. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **Seethe347** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:26 am

You become a wizard with incredible strenght. However, you have no physical combat skills and your base stats don't support your magical skills.

I wish I had all seven pieces of the Star Road for myself so that, instead of a world full of wishes, I could create a world full of weapons.

by **ikozaedro** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:35 am

you do! for some seconds, then you are defeated by Mario, Geno and peach.
Those lazy shells really made your defeat a quick one.

i wish to unleash a swarm of man eating fairies upon the world. <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
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by **KingOfDoma** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:14 am

Since you're a MAN (Enjoy the info, Roose), you get eaten first.

I want the Aqua Teen Hunger Force to visit Calgary. <p><hr />
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by **Roose Hurro** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:00 am

Well, his avatar pic is female! I just assumed... incorrectly, it seems. Oh, well. No harm done? (Besides, I did stick him in a cell with "Bunnybuns"... want to know where she got her name?) *grins*

Granted! The ATHF visits Calgary... unfortunately, Fry Guy gets eaten, Shake gets slurped, and Meatwad... well, you don't want to know what happens to him!

I wish I knew what it was I wanted out of life...

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by **ikozaedro** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:47 pm

It's okay, it's not the first time it happens, it just that we're used to each others here, also it's common to a degree to se members sporting avatars of the opposite gender.

anyways,

Bamf! suddenly you realize! YES! it was so obvious all along! you're happy to know what you wanted out of life....but, little after, you also realize it is quite impossible for you to achieve it. sadness.

i wish for space ghost's power bands! <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
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by **Seethe347** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:58 pm

You get Space Ghost's power bands. As a result, Space Ghost loses them right when he is in the middle of a battle to save the universe. Therefore, the universe is destroyed.

I wish powdered wigs were back in style.

by **Ganonfro** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:57 pm

Granted! With the powdered wigs, so come back the massive amounts of body lice too... Jerk.

I wish Final Fantasy Tactics had a true sequel, and not the crap Tactics Advanced sequel, which wasn't really a sequel at all!

by **Seethe347** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:03 am

The sequel to Final Fantasy Tactics is only released in Japan. Also, Square/Enix refuses to allow the Japanese version to be exported to any other country or continent.

I wish for all life to be swept away by a torrent of flame.

by **KingOfDoma** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:00 am

You were alive at the time. Plus, Satan takes extra pleasure in torturing the one who brought about the end of all life. It involves hot pokers and Mickey Rooney.

I wish someone would start up an awesome board RP, and include me in it! <p><hr />
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by **Spleen** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:35 am

You're included. Too bad it's with a system you've never used before with people you don't know on a board you don't know how to get to (that you have to pay quite a bit of money to register for, at that).

I wish I could understand girls better while still retaining the full extent of my masculinity and maleness. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **Endesu** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:04 pm

You end up becoming the subject of a movie that is a box office bust.

I wish I wasn't at work right now. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
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by **Seethe347** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:56 pm

You're fired.

I wish I had a double-voulge.

by **Spleen** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:47 pm

You've got one, embedded in your chest. It hurts.

I wish I had a thousand dollars in Barnes and Noble gift cards that I didn't have to steal. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **ikozaedro** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 6:34 pm

granted, you do not steal 'em, they were given to you in exchange for a couple of hours of horrible horrible torture.

i wish i had a pet raccoon,a non-rabid, peaceful and lively one. <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
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by **Spleen** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:45 pm

He's peaceful, lively, and perpetually on fire.

I wish I didn't have to go to Maryland for New Year's. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **Roose Hurro** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:21 pm

Granted! You end up going to New Jersey, instead. Milked any cows lately?

I wish I could afford a Vespa G T S, along with all the accessories/insurance and the license/schooling to use it...

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by **ikozaedro** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:08 pm

Bamf! you wake up one day holding a generous check, look at that! just the money you required for all your Vespa needs!
You don't remember how you got the money, but who cares?
As you make your way to do the test drive of your lil new toy you start mutating, suddenly you becom a horrible hulking catfish monster, who is unable to ride the vespa.

Oh yeah, now you remember where the money came from, you had sold your body to let some scientist make some tests of doubtful morality on you.

I wish for a Raccoon perpetually on ice to compensate the flaming one.

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my deviant art thingy!
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"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
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by **Roose Hurro** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:37 am

Granted! Unfortunately, some of your younger siblings/other relatives get hold of it, think it's some weird popsicle, and eat it, anyway.

I wish I had a fudgesicle... oh, what the hey, a whole box of the things...!

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by **ikozaedro** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 5:40 am

The genie misheard you and assumed a "Fudge-cycle" was a bicycle made of Fudge.
so you get a box full of chocolate bikes.
they can still be eaten tho.

I wish i had loyal minions. KITTY minions. <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
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by **KingOfDoma** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:03 am

You SHOULD have wished for some newspaper, too. EWW... it got in the floorboards.

I wish for an iPod with more memory than the Internet. <p><hr />
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by **Nakibe** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:47 pm

You've got it! An IPod with more memory than the internet.

Unfortunately as soon as you connect, it somehow hacks into various classified military bases. ... and what's this program it added about searching for John Connor?

Just for kicks, I wish for all the powers of oldschool Superman without any weakness to Kryptonite of any sort. <p><span style="font-size:small;"><hr />
Currently idolizing - Roger Bacon, Shadow Hearts
Likes : Forbidden magics, Determined people, His teacher
Dislikes : Stupid people, Church officials, People that prey on the weak
Method of Destroying the World : Feh. God can do it for me. >:{
Becomes Super Powerful When : ... well F***. When ISN'T he?</span>

"Lunatic? The sages of EVERY age were called that! Let HISTORY decide whether my actions were good or bad. For now, we must forge ahead!"</p>

by **Spleen** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:08 pm

You have a psychotic breakdown as a result of your loved ones being constantly captured.

I wish I had the world's greatest shovel.

(Is anyone else laughing about the irony of Roose Hurro's suggestion to send me on a trip to New Jersey?) <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **ikozaedro** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:01 pm

BAMF! you soon find yourself digging the world's greatest hole with the world's greatest shovel! sadly, it was because the mafia had caught you, you're diggin your own grave(the world's greatest grave, naturally!).
But hey! the shovel was so great, you day happily and tourists take pictures of your grave, the world's greatest!

I wish Time travel had an useful purpose. <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
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by **KingOfDoma** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:04 pm

The purpose is voyeur porn.

I wish when the powers of earth, water, fire, wind, and heart combined, they didn't summon a blueskinned weirdo with a mullet. <p><hr />
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by **Battle Accountant** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:15 pm

Granted. It doesn't summon a blueskinned weirdo with a mullet. Instead, it summons a blueskinned weirdo with a cow-lick.

I wish massages were free.

by **KingOfDoma** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:45 pm

They're all administered by Omar.

I wish when the powers of earth, water, fire, wind, and heart combined, they didn't summon a blueskinned weirdo with a mullet, but instead, a superpowered Lexa Doig in underwear.. <p><hr />
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by **Choark** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:52 am

... With a taste for <span style="color:red;">human flesh</span> espically yours. Oh dear, oh dear.

<span style="color:blue;">I wish to go on a hirlarious fun filled zany adventure with a good mate and we meet and fight aliens, evil dog people, do time travel, save worlds, including Earth, get into dance competetions, at one point do a riding down a snowy mountain side while being chased by a huge monster, as well as many other fun filled weird things, until its all over and we won and we have some tea.</span> <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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