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by **Roose Hurro** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:50 pm

Granted... your house is now so spotless, all of your junky belongings are gone, and your house has locked you out. Yea, you are now too messy to live in your own house!

I wish I owned a house of my own...

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by **ikozaedro** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:54 pm

you own a house, a barbie doll dream house.

i wish i held the rights to the star wars saga. <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
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by **Spleen** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:55 pm

You hold them, because you were teleported into George Lucas's house and now they're in your hand and he's there and he's calling the cops.

I wish I had the powers of the Human Torch. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **Capntastic** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:35 am

You gain his powers but not his ability to use them properly.

I wish for the ability to conjure a glass of crisp, clean water whenever I choose.

by **Roose Hurro** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:54 am

Granted... unfortunately, you were touring an explosives factory at the time. Major boomage!

I wish I had a really good, genuine Philly Cheesesteak sandwich, all freshly made, hot and delicious...

Edit: Blast...

Granted... you can conjure water. Whoop de do. So you get lost in the desert, and don't have to worry about dying of thirst. Hunger? Yes, that's what gets you!

See Above...

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by **Endesu** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:12 am

The sandwich was freshly made from expired ingredients, and you catch a rather nasty case of food poisoning.

I wish life had a final boss. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
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by **PriamNevhausten** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:23 am

It does. It was made by a competent enemy designer. You die. Your player throws the controller, and it breaks. Everyone is sad.

I wish for the power to create beans! <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

by **KingOfDoma** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:29 am

You didn't level up enough, and the world dies.

I wish the gil in FFXII was more plentiful. <p><hr />
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by **Justice Augustus** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:02 am

The overabundance of gil crashes the economics of the market causing mass overinflation and making all gil worthless.

I wish that I could clone myself at will and that all my clones would do my bidding. <p>

"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

by **ikozaedro** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:40 am

You abuse this power, causing there to be TOO MANY "yous" and eventually you enter into an identity crisis.
Are you the real you, or just another clone?

i wish i could shoot laser beams from my finger. <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

by **Ganonfro** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:51 am

Granted! But sadly, its just like Cyclops. You need a protective covering on your hands to keep them from shooting off willy nilly. You first encounter this with your true love and kill them. Woops.

I wish I didn't forget my DS lite charger and my Gamecubes av cables when I came home for winter break. :(

by **Roose Hurro** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:11 am

Granted... you remember to bring home the charger and cables, but forget everything else. Bummer....

I wish I could be immune from any and all disease...

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by **Ganonfro** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:03 am

Granted. The common cold kills you the next day. Hurray for virii!

I wish my body were 100% efficient in energy use.

by **Roose Hurro** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:46 am

Granted, your body is 100% efficient in energy use. Unfortunately, this leads to a very nasty case of spontaneous human combustion... antimatter style. You take quite a large chunk of the planet with you.

I wish I could keep 100% of my wages (aka, not have to pay taxes of any sort)...

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by **Ganonfro** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:00 am

Granted, you are now a government worker who doesn't buy anything but food!

I wish I had a permanent goatee and didn't have to shave!

by **Spleen** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:38 am

The goatee is stupid-looking, smells like rotten eggs, and is just radioactive enough to make cancer an almost sure thing down the line.

I wish my friends knew just slightly less about D&D than I did, so I didn't have to keep explaining and re-explaining the rules to them. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **not Tiny Harddrive** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:36 pm

Your friends take offence and strike you down.

I wish I could make friends and influence people, just like that book says. <p>"Go and eat a pie fat boy. To hell with your 'intelligent' discussions." - Jin</p>

by **Battle Accountant** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:26 pm

You successfully gain the ability to influence people in any and every possible way. However, one day after making a joke about wanting to be spanked hard and dirty, all who are influenced by you proceed to do as you wished, spanking you hard and dirty until you die.

I wish Fox didn't completely and utterly destroy "Eragon".

by **Spleen** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:31 pm

They didn't. You did. The public is up in arms about it, too; Saphira was clearly a cardboard cut-out, and the characters of Eragon and Brom were clearly played by the same guy, who just changed hats over and over.

I wish I was more awesome. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **ikozaedro** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:11 am

FOOP! you're instantly more awesome!
in fact, EVERYONE just got a little more awesome, so you're relatively still the same :(

i wish love could pay the bills. <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

by **Roose Hurro** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:42 am

Granted! Love does indeed pays the bills... but you end up having to live with the symptoms of a very exotic, incurable STD.

I wish I could solve any problem with a snap of my fingers...

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by **Ganonfro** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:05 am

Granted, but after wishing to watch Biodome, which was a stupid wish to begin with, your fingers break. All of them, and oddly enough they get gangreen before healing and fall off. Whoops. Guess you didn't know your own strength.

I wish I were a god.

by **Roose Hurro** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:40 pm

*poit? narf!* Oh, well....

Granted! You are now the god of funny hats, able to create any form of tasteless headgear imaginable. Lucky you....

I wish I had talent...

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by **Ganonfro** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:42 pm

Granted. *Gives you a hat made of caribeaners* You have the talent to always smoothe out a dollar bill for a vending machine to take every time. Sadly, you only ever have change when you want something from one.

I wish I created this universe.

by **E Mouse** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:59 pm

Too bad it's too late to change anything about it.

I wish I could do a passable Laharl laugh. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

by **ikozaedro** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:45 am

you do! better yet, it's not only passable, is the BEST laharl laugh ever, however, you lose the ability to laugh in a normal manner, everytime you laugh, you do your laharl impersonation, which get old quickly :(

i wish i had magnetic powers. <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

by **Roose Hurro** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:21 am

Granted! You now have magnetic powers... unfortunately, you are now permanently stuck to your fridge.

I wish friends always remained friends, through thick and thin...

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by **ikozaedro** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:18 am

bamf! you never EVER find your true love, because now, nobody goes further than the "friends" status.

i wish for....gosh, i dunno, a baseball or something. <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

by **Roose Hurro** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:05 am

Granted... you have a baseball. And it's even signed by Babe Ruth! However, you added a "something" to your wish. And that something manifests as a cramp. Unfortunately, you are unable to hold on to that genuine, original, mint, Babe Ruth signed baseball. Darn... you just dropped it into the garbage disposal, a brand new, high-powered replacement you'd bought, able to chew up chicken bones as quick and easy as celery. Yea, you really shouldn't have been holding that baseball while you were testing out your new kitchen toy.

I wish I had a genie in a bottle, one who looks just like Barbara Eden (*wolf whistle*)...

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by **KingOfDoma** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:58 pm

Immediately after receiving the bottle, you are hit by a bus, and put into traction, unable to rub and release said genie. You exit traction a vegetable, unable to speak, and no one ever believes you when you type "let me rub bottle genie inside".

I wish I had complete and utter control over time itself! <p><hr />
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by **Roose Hurro** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:18 pm

Granted! You now have the power to make every clock in the world show the wrong time. Of course, this means you have just made everyone in the world late for work... how's that for complete and utter control!

I wish every word I spoke had meaning...

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by **Spleen** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:44 pm

You utter your first Word of Meaning when you stub your toe. "Fuck!" you say, and the universe takes it as a command. Your death is directly related to the lack of Preparation H on hand at the time.

I wish I had all the D&D books ever written on hardcover. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **Capntastic** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:21 pm

They are all in one stupendous tome. unfortunately, the font is miniscule to the point of needing an electron microscope to read.

I wish for the ability to hail prospective mates with my dance.

by **Spleen** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:34 pm

Your dance pelts your mates with freezing hail. As a result, they shun you.

I wish I was Kirby. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **Roose Hurro** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:19 am

Granted! You are now a well-made vaccuum (aka - you suck up dirt real good).

*used to sell the things...*

I wish I was famous...

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by **Spleen** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:27 am

You're the defendent in a high-profile court case. There's a legal question of whether the things you've done can be considered arson or rape. Good luck wrapping your mind around that one, incidentally.

I wish I was more talented at playing the trumpet. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **Roose Hurro** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:07 am

*famous, not infamous...*

Granted! You are more talented at playing the trumpet, but by such a small amount, you'll still never be able to play in a band.

I wish my mother didn't suck eggs...

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by **Endesu** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:22 am

Obviously, someone else has to suck the eggs in her place. As you are the next of kin, you are forced to do such for her - for the rest of eternity.

I wish DWSage would actually be online again. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
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by **Roose Hurro** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:35 am

*not literal sucking of eggs...*

Okay... DWSage is online again. But... you're the only one who cares (me, I haven't a clue what it is - never heard of it).

I wish... oh, bother! I wish Winnie the Pooh was real...

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by **ikozaedro** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:35 am

bamf! the most evil scientists on the underground disney world lab create a real pooh! a living plushie bear with never ending hunger for honey.
altho friendly, he is rejected by society and turned into a murderer, unholy beast!
everything goes to hell when this beast tastes blood, and turns out to be tastier than honey.

i wish i could see and prevent the future. <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

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