so are you up for!!!

[Choark]

You can do so - Only to make it work you have to close your eyes and hold ya breath. It stops as soon as you open them and/or breath again.

<span style="color:blue;">I wish for that daydream I had earlier today to come true!</span> <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
<div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[Spleen]

It does, but to someone else. You aren't involved, nor do you hear anything about it.


I wish I had the powers of Storm from the X-Men, along with her level of control over them. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[ikozaedro]

congrats, you're the master of long boring "spells", but the powers are still nice.


while we're at the topic of x-men, i wish mutations on real life worked like the marvel universe mutations. <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>Edited by: ikozaedro at: 12/14/06 0:02

[Spleen]

They do, but you don't have one, and you're killed by someone who does before you turn four.

I wish I had amazing powers of the mind. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[Roose Hurro]

Granted... however, your "amazing powers of the mind" lead you into making an observation that insults the genie who gave you your powers, so you end up being turned into a turnip. Still, you do have those "amazing powers of the mind", so you are pretty smart, for a vegetable. Which... if you think of it... is something pretty amazing, given you no longer have a brain.

I wish to be blessed with phenomenal luck...


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[KingOfDoma]

You should have asked for GOOD luck. You are decapitated by Domino and Longshot.

I wish Xavier had his powers back. How dare they Decimate him... <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Roose Hurro]

Granted... Xavier has his powers back. However, he's a fictional character, so your wish has done you no personal good. Great for the fans of the series, maybe... but just think, you could have wished to be married to (insert name of rich/famous/beautiful person here), and lived happily ever after. Instead, you wasted a once in a lifetime opportunity.

I wish I had the power to grant my own wishes...


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[KingOfDoma]

You can grant your own wishes! Unfortunately, they turn out as terribly as the wishes that are being granted in this thread! I hope Halle doesn't get the house in your divorce settlement!

I wish a berserked Wolverine were made real and unleashed in the Oval Office. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Roose Hurro]

Granted... unfortunately, you forgot to specify which "oval office". Sorry to say this, but you need a new toilet, pronto!

I wish people would listen to me, and do the things I ask...


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[Ganonfro]

Granted! You ask and people listen! Sadly, you only seem to ask mentally retarded questions. No, not stupid questions, but questions only related to people who aren't quite there in the head. You gain an unheard of knowledge on the subject, but are beaten to death by explaining it to a mental patient. So tragic.


I wish I had a pony. >:(

[LadyDragonClawsEDW]

You are given a pony! A jealous little girl kills you in your sleep overnight.

I wish I could mow at the speed of light.

[ikozaedro]

sadly, the speed of light is beyond your reaction time, you crash into a wall, turning into a bloby red stain on it.

i wish we all could join into the greatest rock band ever! <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

[KingOfDoma]

We, as in every single RPGWWer that ever lived or registered on this board or the old board (including the computers that house spambots) join up with the World's Greatest Band!

An overloaded tourbus goes off the road and kills us all.

I wish I had sushi on demand! <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Endesu]

All of the sushi comes from pufferfish.

I wish I had the ability to fuse and unfuse with people, thus causing my power level to skyrocket by ten times its original amount!

[Spleen]

You can, but it's only with the sort of people that, trust me, you don't want to fuse with. Guys that make Hannibal Lechter look like John Paul II.

I wish I had Shini's head on a pike. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[ikozaedro]

your head is also in the pike...along with some guy's... a creepy mustachioed guy.

i wish life had a reset button. <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

[Roose Hurro]

Oh, great! You just started evolution all over again, only this time around, squid take over the Earth!

I wish I could save time in a bottle...


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[ikozaedro]

bamf! you die before using said time, which is now wasted time, :(

i wish i had a life size, official, felicia statue made of gold and people were willing to pay to see it. <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

[Spleen]

They want to do more than see it, and I think that you shouldn't continue to think about what I mean.

I wish I had my car for the weekend. Stupid sister, taking my car down to Maryland... <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[Endesu]

You have your car. You drive your car.

The car breaks down in the middle of traffic on the busiest day of the year, in the midst of a Christmas shopping rush.

You die.

I wish I could climb walls like Spiderman. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
</div></p>

[ikozaedro]

You get wall climbing powers! you feel so ready to use them that you decide to test 'em right away.
You start climbing a nearly building.....which was due for demoliton....by explosives!
You don't die in the blast, but horrible burns ruin your face beyond repair.
Bitterly you turn into a life of villiany, you turn out to be a quite effective villian until a SWAT operative shoots you in the face.

i wish i was immune to bullets. <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

[Spleen]

Too bad you're not immune to missiles!

I wish I could have sex with any girl I wanted to have sex with. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[E Mouse]

You don't only get Lesser Herpes. Oh no. That's just the start.

I wish the dining halls at my school were open longer. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[KingOfDoma]

In order to accommodate the longer work hours, the food quality is cut in half, and you're now eating Grade F Near-Meat miracles at break.

I wish I could play video games inside my head! <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[ikozaedro]

the whole physics behind making yourself enter into your own head in order to play games is so complex, it makes the universe EXPLODE.

your head didn't have any electric plugs anyway.


i wish for a pretty floaty crown. <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

[ikozaedro]

the whole physics behind making yourself enter into your own head in order to play games is so complex, it makes the universe EXPLODE.

your head didn't have any electric plugs anyway.


i wish for a pretty floaty crown. <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

[Spleen]

The two pretty floaty crowns you wished for in the course of your double-post come into being at the same time in the same spot. Their atoms fuse, forming highly unstable, radioactive materials. You develop cancer and die.

I wish I had more chocolate; I'm almost out :( <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[Capntastic]

You get chocolate in your arteries.

I wish for the ability to morph into a superpowered warrior!

[ikozaedro]

you fight an enemy who was smart enough to kill you before finishing the morph sequence.


i wish the real world had Bg music. <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

[Endesu]

The real world gets background music. However, the source for all of that background music turns out to be elevator music.

I wish everyday could be Caturday. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
</div></p>

[Spleen]

You lose the true meaning of Caturday by having it every day. Didn't you learn anything from Christmas-every-day Christmas specials?

I wish no one's words matched the movements of their mouths, like in kung fu movies. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[ikozaedro]

the slight lag between lip movements and sound gets so extreme that it syncs up again, somehow, defying all logic.


i wish for another beanie hat. <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

[Roose Hurro]

Granted... however, every time you wear it, you suffer terrible gas.

I wish farts smelled good, like roses...


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[KingOfDoma]

For this to happen, the methane content had to octuple twice, so we all die of methane poisoning.

I wish I could drop the pounds I put on after moving home. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Spleen]

You do, but in the form of your right arm.

I wish I didn't have to go to my nephew's birthday party today. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[Justice Augustus]

Your nephew just tragically died of a horrible horrible veneral disease that was given to him by the reanimated corpse of an executed serial killer the second you made your wish, congratulations!

I wish that all "Lite", "Light", "Ultra" and "Low Carb/Fat" beers would be destroyed and never produced again.
<p>

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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

[ikozaedro]

BAMF! lite, light, ultra and low carb-low fat beer are destroyed.........just because ALL beer and all manners of BOOZE were destroyed, FOREVER.


i ish for pizza, like, right now! <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

[KingOfDoma]

You are misheard, and now you "itch for pizza", breaking out in hives every time a slice hits your lips.

I wish for an unpoisoned, otherwise-unaffected by outside forces, 5 gram piece of peppermint gum. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Spleen]

You, through no fault or tampering with the gum itself, are suddenly allergic to peppermint.

I wish the weekend was three days long, instead of two. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[Justice Augustus]

It is so, but now each week lasts 11 days, so in reality you've lost a day of relaxation per 14 day period.

I wish that my house would clean itself.
<p>

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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>