RPGWW

by **Spleen** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:44 pm

It turns into a boat, but you misread the manual and realize too late that you're not supposed to be in the car during the transformation. You are crushed to death.

I wish my parents would buy me a Wii. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **Endesu** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:44 pm

The controller has a mind of its own and flings itself out of your hand and into your television screen, gathering enough force as it flew to shatter the screen instantly. Several of these shards end up embedded in your eyes, blinding you.

I wish I had a celestial paintbrush, much like the one in Okami. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
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by **Justice Augustus** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:22 am

The celestial paintbrush is yours! Unfortunately it is grafted onto the location that your genetalia (painfully destroyed by the procedure) used to occupy.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller.
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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

by **KingOfDoma** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:07 am

You become a rapper with no career left.

I wish I had a comic book shop in my area. <p><hr />
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by **ikozaedro** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:30 am

sadly, it only sells extremely biased religious comics, and no, not the "battle pope" kind.

i wish i could comunicated witha animals...WITH MUSIC! <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
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by **Endesu** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:04 am

You gain the ability to communicate with animals far and wide. Unfortunately, you miss an E Flat in the midst of one conversation, thus accidentally delivering the message "Eviscerate me" to all animals in a 100 mile radius.

I wish I had a snowcone. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
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by **Capntastic** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:58 am

You get a snow flavored snowcone.

I wish I'd stop forgetting to add my wishes.

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by **Spleen** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:43 pm

You remember to add them all, and each is stupid and hackneyed.

I wish I was king of the world, and everyone loved me and no one wanted to kill or otherwise inconvenience me, and I had a very good set of advisors extremely loyal to me that would advise me on any subject I needed to know about at the time. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **ikozaedro** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:47 pm

bamf! your this world's greates leader, however, an alien invasion breaks out and when they demand to be taken to our leader, everyone points at you, you're then promptly desintegrated.

i wish i could bend reality as i please. <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
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by **Ganonfro** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:30 pm

*SNAP!* You broke reality. You then hang out in the nothingness of space, though all traces of the universe but you have disappeared.

I wish I were a blacksmith

by **Capntastic** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:38 pm

You learn the craft of blacksmithy, but discover that it is indeed hard work and it hurts your arms. You grow weary of such and cast off the craft in favor of videogames.

I wish I knew what to put on my Christmas list.

by **Spleen** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:24 pm

It's ink, unless you've got a pencil in hand, in which case graphite.

I wish I had power over life and death. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **ikozaedro** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:08 am

foop! you receive power over life and death, you decide to find out how to control your power testing them on yourself and end killing yourself before figuring out the "life" part of your powers.

i wish a cuddly pet cat to hug. <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

by **Ganonfro** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:49 am

...Sorry, that wish can not be granted. Please rephrase into an actual wish.

by **KingOfDoma** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:29 am

I wish cats gave up this whole "prudish snob" thing, and allowed themselved to be hugged? <p><hr />
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by **Ganonfro** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:39 am

Sadly, your wish was already realized by awesome people who cats like to get hugged by. You still suck to them, so no weird Canadian hugs... And Gluglu gets to hug a cat. A totally awesome one.

I wish I had 20 dollars in my wallet...

by **Spleen** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:59 am

First of all, they're twenty dollars, Canadian.

Second of all, they're on fire.

I wish I could predict the future and be right 100% of the time and have people believe me. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **KingOfDoma** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:17 am

Unfortunately, the apocalypse is next Tuesday, and rednecks kill you, wishing to blame SOMEONE.

I wish someone else got the negative consequences of my wishes. In particular, the next person who posts. <p><hr />
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by **Ganonfro** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:29 am

Thankfully, since your wish wasn't bad at all, the next person actually got all the luck that was displaced from your wish, and found a penny they needed to complete their collection, though sadly, it was slightly scuffed, which bummed them a little.

(Also Spleen, the joke's on you, since I live half an hour away from Canada, it's not just worthless paper to me! :D )

I wish to be royalty of a wealthy country of my own design, where the elite, middle, and peasant classes both loved and had no will to rebel against, because I'm that awesome.

by **Choark** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:07 am

The country next to yours blows you up with several nuclear bombs for being so stuck up.

<span style="color:blue;">I wish to master Hokuto Shin Ken... More so.</span> <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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by **PriamNevhausten** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:54 pm

You master the True Fist of Polaris! This would be awesome if you could punch something other than the north star with it.

I wish Superman would fly around the world a few dozen times so this day would go by faster. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

by **Spleen** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:00 pm

He accidentally clips you on a pass and your body winds up in ten pieces.

I wish I was Neo from the Matrix. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **PriamNevhausten** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:10 pm

You are now potrayed by Keanu Reeves. Whoa. Or, more appropriately, woe.

I WISH GANON MADE A WISH <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

by **Seethe347** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:30 pm

The other Ganon gains control of all three pieces of the Triforce.

I wish I didn't have Finals and my teachers would just give me the grades I've got now.

by **KingOfDoma** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:05 pm

They're all Fs.

I wish December was twice as long, so all these freakin' singing engagements could be comfortably nestled between RP sessions. <p><hr />
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by **ikozaedro** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:25 pm

now it does, but so all other months, so your wish was relatively useless.

i wish the simpson stopped sucking. <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

by **Endesu** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:35 pm

The Simpsons becomes good again.

However, the fanbase, engorged on the by-now crappy material, become outraged due to the radical shift in material, and storm the Fox headquarters. The show is taken off the air.

I wish that I could meet Dan Smith. Maybe get his autograph. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
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by **KingOfDoma** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:55 am

It's forty dollars a pop, and he tells you of this AFTER he signs it. You are forced to clean out under his toes as payment.

I wish my room were clean. <p><hr />
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by **Roose Hurro** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:16 am

Wish granted... however, due to the extreme nature of the mess, the cleaning company charges you a $5000 toxic waste disposal fee (mostly for those funky socks hidden under the bed), on top of their normal charges.

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone in the world farted...

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by **Choark** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:19 am

And so it is done: However you're charged a two dollar fee for each one dollar delivered.

<span style="color:blue;">I wish for no one to complain about Christmas losing its "true meaning" for the rest of December. Seriously.</span> <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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by **ikozaedro** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:22 am

done, but instead of the usual complains, you get twice the annoying merchadising crap.

i wish every country in the world spoke the same damn language. <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
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by **Roose Hurro** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:06 am

Granted... however, it's one of those dead languages no one understands.

I wish my car ran on water instead of gas...

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by **Choark** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:11 am

Low and behold your car grows the legs of Jesus himself and can run across water. Sadly the jews shortly butcher him on a cross again, which makes for an amusing alternative Chrsitian cross symbol.

<span style="color:blue;">I wish for super cool cyber type enhancements were available for everyone at a good affordable price.</span> <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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by **Endesu** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:21 am

The enhancements are made available, but since the manufacturers are forced to make them at a low price, they are defective in quality and often accidentally kill those who attempt to install them.

I wish everyone could dance the night away. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
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by **Roose Hurro** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:05 am

Granted... however, the night never comes back.

I wish I had an Oscar Meyer weiner...

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by **Endesu** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:15 am

It's expired.

I wish I had a pair of Sonic's shoes. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
</div></p>

by **Shinigori V2** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:49 am

End is now better equipped to take people's food to their car.

I wish Spleen would fall down a very large hill. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

by **KingOfDoma** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:08 am

He's wearing spikes, and YOU'RE at the bottom of that hill.

I wish Iron Man would give up his mad dreams of Superhuman Registration. <p><hr />
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by **ikozaedro** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:22 pm

he gives up, but one of the characters on those millions of fake civil war banners takes his place.
<span style="font-size:xx-small;">hopefully not mine...</span>

i wish deadpool comics were sold on my city : ( <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

by **Endesu** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:43 pm

They turn out to be so popular, that they're always sold out before you get a chance to buy one.

I wish I had the power to freeze and unfreeze time at will.

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