I got my ASC liscense.

[Capntastic]

The Monolith glows white hot and Spleen and KoD are scalded for 2d6 moron damage.

[Spleen]

Ow. ;_; <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[KingOfDoma]

*hides horrible burns, makes marshmallows* <p><hr />
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[Capntastic]

HEY YOU GUYS, GET BACK IN THE SPACESHIP QUICK! THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING US WITH SOME SORT OF RADIO MESSAGE!

[E Mouse]

*this radio message is, in fact, the latest recording of the weekly Space Furry S&M Session* <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[KingOfDoma]

Get back in the ship? ALREADY? Do you want S'mores or not, mister? e_e <p><hr />
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[PriamNevhausten]

LOADING OPERATING SYSTEM <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Spleen]

*enters the ship, goes immediately to his unit and takes a nap for the next four or five posts* <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>