King of the Pie

[ikozaedro]

and now i'll share a moment of geekiness with you, it's nothing too flashy but here we go.

I had my first D&D session ever, our DM, while a experencied player, was a first time DM and we were first time players, so it has been a noob fest so far.
Anyways, we had a "demo battle", since i kept coming with that "an orc has a pie" joke, we had something based on that, called "king of the pie", a free for all melee in which a monster (randomly selected, a satyr) started out with a pie and we had to take it, every man for himself, victory was given to who ever was in posession of the pie at the end. it was totally silly, i ended throwing my mundane items at everyone (a nailing hammer, a vial of ink and vials of oil.....then setting 'em on fire), i had fun but i think we might had done some "wrong" stuff.

so anyway, any player ever done something like that? <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
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"-Lili! a deranged man is building an army of psychic death tanks to take over the world and there is nobody who can stop him except for you and me!
-Oh my god! LET'S MAKE OUT!"-Raz and Lili, Psychonauts</div>
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[Justice Augustus]

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Passing bears, anyone?

My D&D campaigns involved far too much sillyness, including a gnome warrior who rode a fierce battle-pig into combat wielding molotov cocktails, a character who insisted on using his "moon attack" (not a sailor moon thing...just dropping his trousers and mooning the enemy, giving them an attack of opportunity oon is behind - the cannonball was the worst one), and a magical item called "the kablooie" that was only used once, and the resulting explosion removd the dungeon it was used on.
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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

[E Mouse]

I wish to play in Gus' campaigns.

For seriously. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Ganonfro]

I ended up getting my roommate's character drunk, then used my awesome skills to trick the largest woman in the bar to go have sex with him.

[ikozaedro]

dang! all those are pretty damn hilarious, i'll have to come up with something special to even stand a chance against your stuff! <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"-Lili! a deranged man is building an army of psychic death tanks to take over the world and there is nobody who can stop him except for you and me!
-Oh my god! LET'S MAKE OUT!"-Raz and Lili, Psychonauts</div>
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[Nick Shogun]

NERDS. <p><div style="text-align:center">

USE THE TANUKI SUIT, CHO. -DMSCV
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[ikozaedro]

by saying you're only encouraging us to continue! <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"-Lili! a deranged man is building an army of psychic death tanks to take over the world and there is nobody who can stop him except for you and me!
-Oh my god! LET'S MAKE OUT!"-Raz and Lili, Psychonauts</div>
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[Nick Shogun]

Ha, t'was my intention all the while! <p><div style="text-align:center">

USE THE TANUKI SUIT, CHO. -DMSCV
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[E Mouse]

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<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>