I NEED A SYST... I mean, POSTRANK =[

[FF Fanatic 80]

Preferably something driving related. =O

[Choark]

SILLY SOD?

All these personalities and I still can't drive?

JOLLY JILL?

I am my own back seat driver?

FREAKY FOOL?

Frantically Fast Freestyle Driving?

HOPELESS HOBO?

My other car is a bus?

DANGEROUS DRIVER?

If you're reading this postrank you're too close?

CATTY CUNT?

Honk if ya horny?

LOOPY LUNE? <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[RebelKitsune]

Holy... This thread is over, Cho wins so hard. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[PriamNevhausten]

How's my driving? Call 911! <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Dragon Sage007]

Damnced Druids tripled my insurance. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"> </div></p>

[Besyanteo]

... Dude.

His own backseat driver.

Sweet. =D <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Deeum]

I plan on using mine as a LJ Icon once I get more icon space. =0
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[KingOfDoma]

"How's My Driving? Call 1-800-CHARBUS?"

[ikozaedro]

"get out of the road, donkey!" <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"-Lili! a deranged man is building an army of psychic death tanks to take over the world and there is nobody who can stop him except for you and me!
-Oh my god! LET'S MAKE OUT!"-Raz and Lili, Psychonauts</div>
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[Justice Augustus]

"Trained a monkey to teach me to drive, now the monkey has my car."

"My driving instructor refers to me as the Bringer of Death"
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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

[Dragon Sage007]

If you all don't shut up, I'm turning this mindbus around! <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"> </div></p>

[E Mouse]

"Because it wasn't dangerous enough getting into the OOC school." <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Justice Augustus]

"Oh god! Which one's the brake?" <p>

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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

[PriamNevhausten]

"WHEN I SAY BOOM BOOM BOOM YOU SAY BAM BAM BAM" <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Choark]

*cries tears of joy*

Priam the Rapper!? <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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