GAMES ARE AWESOME AND WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THEM ALL DAY.

[Groxley Grunk]

This is my smartass way of asking if anyone has played or seen a review of that Shadow the Headgehog game they made recently yet. I saw it in a blockbuster but I was to scared to rent it.

My fear stemmed from wasting money on what is most likely a shitty game and late fees that could be used to fund NASA.

Anyhow, someone who's played it please talk about it, as I really am looking for a vaild excuse to hate on that game.

...well, more vaild then what I've already seen.

[E Mouse]

Like this? <p>

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<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Groxley Grunk]

That does not count for the following reasons:

1. It was written before the actual game was released.

2. I've seen it linked one billion times.

Try again, Fatty.

[Capntastic]

This thread is progressing exactly how I planned it would.

[Deeum]

Another webcomic link!
http://exterminatusnow.keenspace.com/d/20051118.html
But the review is in the news post. Enjoy the hate.
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[Groxley Grunk]

Damn, that guy was channeling GameFAQs pretty hardcore... wasn't he? And a review posted by a guy who does a comic that's about half a step away from Sonic the Headgehog fan fiction is kind of a step in the wrong direction, I think.

Still, it gives me an idea of what to expect from the game: You know how Sonic Adventure two took all the flaws of one and made them worse somehow? Then Heroes did the excact same thing to two? Yeah, I think I see where Shadow is taking us.

Anyhow, dispite my quota being met... I still think it's kinda fun to hate on the people who are trying to help me. So keep the links comin'.

[Capntastic]

Word on the street is you get new guns and hijack cars and stuff. It's essentially GTA: Mobius, and that's not anything I wanna look at.

Edit: I just want a Sonic game where you play as Sonic and you don't EVER have to stop running/jumping/spinning, ever.
All of this "Stopping, turning around, trying to find enemies/items" garbage is just lame.

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=capntastic>Capntastic</A]&nbsp; at: 12/1/05 21:47

[Groxley Grunk]

Now if they put Shadow in a bitchin' Hawaiian shirt like the one the guy wears in Vice City, then I'd be all over that shit.

I mean, seriously, imagine it. It'd be kickass.

[Capntastic]

If they made a Sonic the Hedgehog rougelike I'd probably try it.

[SALSAlys]

Would Tails be mascara-like then?

[Capntastic]

Don't blame me for my typos.

[SALSAlys]

Why not? It's so much fun!

[LadyDragonClawsEDW]

I heard that Shadow has an SUV. Is this true?

I bought the game for my brother for Christmas (why he asked for it was beyond me, he openly admits it likely sucks), so about a month or so from now, you'll have your own profanity-filled review from yours truely.

If that's not soon enough, then feel free to kiss my ass. :D <p>--------------------

"If I have to grab a man's ass, you can smile." -Tolaris</p>

[KingOfDoma]

Wait. Is this the little brother that ganked your account and mocked us all openly?

Yeah. I hope it sucks. <p>

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[Deeum]

Cha: Same brother who also renamed everyone in FF6 with FF7 charater names.

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[LadyDragonClawsEDW]

That's him. :D

I only have one brother. <p>--------------------

"If I have to grab a man's ass, you can smile." -Tolaris</p>