Drunbk awarezx part Kai

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WHAT IS THE BLANKET FORTHCOMING

Bananas
0
No votes
Pizza
3
16%
Engrish
1
5%
Cockvore
7
37%
TARDIS
8
42%
 
Total votes : 19

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Drunbk awarezx part Kai

Unread postby Kai » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:46 am

Priam wins for being immu ne to Kai-elemetal attack!

Wallihan's friend justing DOES NOT win for failing to provide me with sufficient quantities of upsetting cock vore. In fact, I asked several times and he dudn't habve ANY so I told (the first time I typed this word I typed it backward) him he'd failed me again starscrea.

Wallihan wins for showing me funny comi9cs aboutdickgirls.

Flameraven wins for Ode wh's awesome and likes Elhadron whjo is a nic eboy.

I win for literacy!

My urethra wins for being the barrier between my bladder and the cosmos.

KOS-MOS wins for not havinga nything to do with my urethra.

My lips win for going numbish when I drink.

Nick failX0rz for wantng me to hug him (but dont'w orry I poked him in the chest and ran away downstairs).

Abbie wins fore ating peanut m and Ms and singing the Dr. Who theme with me (even though neither of us is actgually a theremin).

The doctor wins for liking bananas.

Bananas win for being "good" even if I think they're all icky and squishy and stringy.

Huckabee wins for trying to kill all the nonbelievers so Jesus can take him to heaven where there are no Jewses or womenz.

My cat wins for being a fatty fatty two by four, can' t get through the basemendoor.

Queen Margherita wins for pizza, even though I don't want any right now.

Yo uwin for being the internet. GO YOUZ

Edit: I win again for corecting a typo!

Edit two: Idran wins immortalty because he knwos why.

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Unread postby Kai » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:30 am

SAIYAJIN DALEK 234565 wins for using the screenname that I calculated for her with infallible accuracy

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Unread postby SAIYAJIN DALEK 234565 » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:32 am

You win for making my evening amazing!
I am Kai's buddy. I am the best. I chose this title for her because she was drunken queen of wino lovin'. That is all.

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Unread postby Kai » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:33 am

i Tole you all. I AM THE SUPERIOR ENGLISH

gIVE ME An apple. Ow, capslock. Backspace is hard.

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Unread postby SAIYAJIN DALEK 234565 » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:41 am

You ARE the Superior English.
I am Kai's buddy. I am the best. I chose this title for her because she was drunken queen of wino lovin'. That is all.

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Unread postby Kai » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:41 am

ROMANA BLACK IS SAMBUCA LOVIN' LOVIN' McLovin LOVIN' LICORICE and Brian wins for getting it in his stocking from my mum.

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Unread postby Archmage » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:44 am

NOIRE IS FUCKING FAT OMG
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Unread postby Archmage » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:45 am

Also romana black tastes more like licorice than jagermister which is not a trust anise flavored liquor but it also takes more like black licorise than HPNOTIQ hich tastse vagully like grapefuirt juice!@

AND MY CAT IS FAT WTF
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Unread postby SAIYAJIN DALEK 234565 » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:46 am

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2TT6B9RvcF0

EVERYBODY GETS A SCHOOL
WITH ITS OWN SCHOOL DISTRICT
AND A FULL FACUULLLTTTYYYYY




EVERYBODY GETS HUMPBACK WHAAAAALES
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Unread postby Kai » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:47 am

Brian wins for thinking that I can read his mind.

take diphenhydramine goddmant

Edit: What. I spelld it. o_O Oh goD.

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Unread postby Archmage » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:47 am

WHAT NOT

I want sperm wales instead and because they have sperm in them

Also the princeo f walesI thin hk his name is Charles ;_;
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Unread postby Archmage » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:49 am

I win an award for starting an Rp and not telling anyone except Kai who is my fuckbuddy (so says her mother)
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Unread postby Kai » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:49 am

MY MUM WINS FOR MARRYI NG ALL HER FUCKBUDDIEZ

Epic HAK PIE: 2/3 of them suck.

Dalek owes me drunken LJ comments. Good for her!

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Unread postby Oniichan » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:52 am

Kai said she'd touch me if I didn't post for her.

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Unread postby Kai » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:52 am

NUH UH

I SAID'


Lithaladhwen: LAME
Lithaladhwen: Post for me.
Lithaladhwen: POST FOR ME
Lithaladhwen: MY ANGEL OF FORUMZ
Lithaladhwen: POOOOOOOST FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No touchin's

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Unread postby Oniichan » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:56 am

Lithaladhwen: POOOOOOOST FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OR ILL TOUCH YOU.


The evidence is there :science:

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Unread postby Kai » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:58 am

barsrd

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Unread postby Oniichan » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:59 am

No, I'm your angel of the forums <3.

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Unread postby Shinigori V2 » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:14 am

This madness must end.
Hey there! Can I give you a hand?

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Unread postby Kai » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:16 am

BUT CAN Y;OU END THE EPISCOPALIANS

I THINK NOT

they're all rich, see.

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Unread postby Kai » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:17 am

Not that' I'm one. I'm a dirty braburning liberal godless heathen amaericahatin terrotist witch. Yup.

BUT THE EPISCOPALINS

JUST YOU WAIT

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Unread postby Capntastic » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:33 am

Soylent green is... _________

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Unread postby SAIYAJIN DALEK 234565 » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:34 am

PEIOOOPLEL


ok bb i promised yoyu drunk postage so here is part 1

i love you bc you are soooo amazing!! you are seriously one of my favoruite internet people ever, you are the bst, i love you

fuck im wasted

ps i am drink whiskeyh and jager and idet coke andi alrasy have 48 oz of bitch bear i know right how mamazing am i

i love yooooooou
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Unread postby SAIYAJIN DALEK 234565 » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:36 am

omg fuck i am going to be so ebrarrasiwed whe ni see this, rityhr?

\
omg



i blame you for m,aking me what to drink a lot
lol

ok n ow i am oging to write on your LR i mean LJ brbr brb whatrever guck uit
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Unread postby SAIYAJIN DALEK 234565 » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:45 am

kai/ashlwy/lith


i blame you


for the state i am iun

if i dont make it to class

i will b lame yiu

if i remmber this

hghahahajhah :laugh:

fuck yoiu uck hunt dog
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Unread postby SAIYAJIN DALEK 234565 » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:19 am

oh my it is bed time


night my friend


i hope i dont get in troubke fir sleeping in my room


or well


PS


I AM THE BEST

AS YOU SAID
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Unread postby Capntastic » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:52 am

Gooooo team!

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Unread postby Jak Snide » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:42 am

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Unread postby FF Fanatic 80 » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:01 pm

And this, people, is why I don't drink =(

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Unread postby Kai » Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:38 pm

You can drink without this happening.

Which, yes, means I did this on purpose. >_>

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Unread postby Goff256 » Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:26 am

*rubs beard* Interesting.

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Unread postby Kai » Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:55 am

Wait, you have a beard?


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