by PriamNevhausten » Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:20 pm
It's true. I'm a little upset, though, that they went with the now-overused disproportional Superman-body thing with the huge chest and the dinky waist. Granted, the waists on the Transformers (or at least, Optimus) were smaller than their torso widths, but not nearly to that extent. Part of what I loved about Transformers were they were robots that looked like robots, complete with the squareness and everything.
Alas, it is a new age, and if the new generation approves then so be it. Not that we have a lot of right to complain--for the love of God, watch the original Transformers movie sometime and you will be enlightened.
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru