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People never ask for what they get. It's a fact of life. No matter what you get isn't really what you wanted. The Mayor of Carmel probably wanted to be an ombudsman, something went his way and suddenly he's the man in charge. Not getting what you want, that's life.

Me, I never wanted to hurt anyone, I want to help people. I guess I do, but how I help is much less reactionary than ...

Note: For convenience, these excerpts have been translated from the original Russian.

Those reading this book will have one of two reactions. They will regard it as an interesting work of fiction, or they will already know the truths contained within.

What, then, is the purpose of writing it? I suppose it all comes of the very human desire to leave something behind us. Then again, there is also a certain amount of closure in ...

It was a cold, dark night like any other. I was sitting in my office in the shady part of Doma. Sparky, my boy Friday, was typing up the report on my latest capture. I reclined back in my seat and tilted my hat. It was a good day to me.

Who am I?

Detective Enlil,Private Eye. I work for beans but the real reward is in the smiling faces of hard-luck shmoes. The world's ...

--Part one: The alley trap--

School was dragging on and on and on. Stewart believed that the teacher had cast a spell on the clock so it made it run slower and slower. He had a bet going that they actually really spent two days in school for just one.

It was raining which was horrible because Stewart was going to have to run home and running made him wheeze and cough but getting wet ...

(...all right, it's been a REALLY long time since I've done this, so I think I'm out of practice... so here's something to help get me back into shape for writing. Please critique, criticize, and generally puree me. This is set in the second generation arpee, meaning 20 years ahead in the future.)

In the Jade Dragon, everyone was in their usual fine form; there was only one argument going on, which Will was arbitrating, ...

It's really a ficlet of Mimi (LDC) and Inferno.

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I am a machine. I am the Inferno JALX-098 Custom. She calls me 'Inferno-baby'.

She is Mimi Amoda. Mimi is from Southern Doma. Her favorite musical ensemble are the 'Doma Chicks'. She goes 'yee-haw' when she successfully uses my targetting capabilities to defeat an opponent.

I did not have an opinion of her when she first began to pilot me. She was merely carbon-based ...

Ficiffied. Look at the <s>third</s> ninth post after this. Comments and stuff?!

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<small><small>Okies. I think I'm going to ficiffy the RP part later, I think, but for now I'll leave the relevant bits of the RP here. The actual song is in bold for you lazy readers.


Siz: Encarceration isn't really funny... *looks funny, but quickly covers it up with a grin* Pineapples are funny!
Pervy: *Sip*
Griff: Pineapples are the ...

Disclaimer: This is going to be stupid.

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Last time on Ninja <s>Gaiden</s> L4M3R LOLOLROFLMOLESTOR!!!!11

Rarr. I am Jaquio. I plan on summoning a demon for whatever reason.

Halt. I am Ryu. You may or may not have been indirectly responcible for my fathers death. I'm still kind of blurry on that. Regardless, I am going to stop you.

Oh. Damn. *Is killed.*

Yay. I am avenged, I think.

Rarr. ...

Day 1: This is great - an old book I can use as a diary to record my exploits. I wonder why someone buried it so deep? Oh well, never mind.

Day 2: I shall practice my secret ninja stealth techniques by sneaking into Doma Castle. I shall be silent as the wind itself, invisible as the shadow.

Later: The guards were very nice about it, really. Just said to go and be stealthy somewhere ...

It was snowing when he was born, of course. It always snowed in that town.

A bell rang as a middle aged woman with bad teeth entered the inn. She shook the snow off her boots and shawl, taking a chair near the fire and basking in the warmth. "Good evening, Mrs. Wilson," she said cheerily to the woman knitting next to her.

"Why if it isn't Mrs. Norwood," she exclaimed, peering over at her ...